Matt

Handsome guy who picks hair off couches.

Also known to turn into a fridge bear at night.
My couches look so good because I have a Matt.

Where are all the chips? Oh, we have a Matt.
by Lissa-berg February 03, 2010
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Matt

The best boyfriend ever. he cares for me, buys me things and is hot as fuck, as well as being mind blowing in the bedroom.
i remember the first time me and matt had sex.he undressed me gently, and got out his huge 8 incher, leting me look at it for a while before making out with me, his cock pressing against my bare body.

he then fingured me, using two fingers, starting slow and geting faster, working my clit so i screamed in pleasure.

I tossed him off, teazing him then going for it, getting faster so he groaned.

we then 69'd, me deep throating his cock and his eating my pussy out, licking all the warm white cum out of it.

he then started to fuck me, sliding his cock into me and shagged me till i spurted everywhere, then he came in me.
by Missy :)(: March 01, 2009
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matte

a great dude who is super funny. likes memes and his friends. gives good advice about guys and is always there
by asm August 16, 2017
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Matte

A Male who has his eye on a girl but is either way to nervous to ask her out even though he is too anxious to even talk to her sometimes, he just needs to calm down and ask her out but still needs encouragement from a brother, a friend or the girls friend because she knows about girls.
e.g.
Matte: I really like her but I can't ask her out I just can't
Girls friend: just ask her out already
Matte: okay
Matte:I did it and my chest feels like it just caved in
Girls friend: at least you did it YAY!!!!
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Matt

A Matt is a true born champion, they are also very smooth with the ladies and very outgoing.
Matt's are also amazing at sports.
Everybody loves a Matt
Oh look that team has a Matt, guess we are screwed.
by MattJ21 October 27, 2014
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Mattes

A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style
by Frank 21222 April 17, 2009
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matt

sexy as hell.
sweet.
wears nice pants.
beautiful blue eyes.
best smile ever. <3
sex god.
Wow... Matt is amazing.. I'd ride.
by 6969696969shitzz April 04, 2011
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