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do the curtains match the carpet

A question you would ask someone to find out if their pubic hair matches the hair on their head.... without it being to obvious that you want to know.
"Not to be weird, but do the curtains match the carpet?"
by Urbandefiner.com February 13, 2017
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Match

When two or more smokers combine an equivalent amount of money or weed so that they can smoke more weed.
Hey bro I just grabbed, do you wanna match a gram?
by SmoothJayK February 18, 2019
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matchmaker

A person who feels the need to set people up with one another. Despite the fact they may ruin friendships.
"Would you stop playing matchmaker Erin?!?"
by Katie Soulsby January 3, 2008
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Energy match energy

The way someone does you, you do back to them
April didn’t want to talk to Jalen so he said bet energy match energy and didn’t talk to her either
by JayDaGrape May 17, 2020
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Matchtard

A man or woman that is registered on an online dating site such as Match.com that has so many spelling and grammar mistakes in their profile that you suspect that they may be mentally retarded. Then you meet them for a date and they remove all doubt.
I met a woman that had so many mistakes in her profile that I felt compelled to point them out, telling her that guys like women who have nice profiles. She called me an @$$hole.

I told her "I meant you no ill will." She responded, "talk about your grammer, that sentance made no sence at all! lol "

She is a total Matchtard!
by willwonka71 October 1, 2010
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Flaming Matchstick

When a male gender gets a habanero pepper and cuts it in half, takes one half and enters it in his rectum area, and the other half into his pee hole. After doing this he runs in counterclockwise circles untill he throws up on a female circus mule.
"Man last night was so off the chain me and Andy did six flaming matchsticks before 2 am."
by Urban Andy February 1, 2009
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Post Match Penis

When you've played sport and your penis has shrivelled up and basically gone back inside you!
I am suffering from Post Match Penis!
by JJ91 January 22, 2011
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