[Mastodon]

The new kings of the heavy metal world. They are a prog-sludge metal fusion, with their earlier releases leaning towards sludge metal and their later releases leaning towards a prog-sludge fusion.

Their 2004 albumn Leviathan is a classic record and their 2006 albumn Blood Mountain launched them into the mainstream. They have a new albumn, Crack the Skye, coming out Spring 2009.

All of their albums center around a different element and story 9with the exception of Remission, which loosely focuses on fire). Remission is fire, Leviathan is water, Blood Mountain is earth, and Crack the Skye focuses on aether.

Remission (2002)
Leviathan (2004)
Blood Mountain (2006)
Crack the Skye (2009)

Mastodon are the new knigs of the metal world.

by ghdhlgh5796h January 31, 2009

mastodon

mastodon is, besides an extinct mammal and a metal band, a decentralized open-source social media tool. If I'm understanding it correctly, there are a lot of different servers running mastodon software. These are called instances. People with accounts on one instance can interact with people on other instances. All these instances together are called a federation. It seems to be particulary popular with people who are fed up with twitter, because of it's lack of ads and increased discourse between people running the instances and people using it. It also seems to be popular among japanese people, for two of the biggest instances are japanese language, one of which is hosted by pixiv.
It is also possible to host a private mastodon instance that is invisible to outsiders. This could prove very helpful for companies.

OFFICIAL WEBSITE: joinmastodon DOT org
POPULAR INSTANCE: mastodon DOT social
VIDEO EXPLANATION (OFFICIAL): youtu DOT be/IPSbNdBmWKE

hey have you heard of mastodon? You can easily find your twitter mutuals if they've connected their accounts.

by I like mastodon August 21, 2018

Masked by Math

When someone’s worth as a person in society is often defined by their grade in school math, which means that the odds of their securing a promising career or future look bleak if they were not born with the “mathematical gene” or didn’t have a silver-spoon upbringing.

Guesstimate how many millions of otherwise intelligent people worldwide have their dreams dashed every year, because the course they plan to study in college requires them to have a passing grade in math or statistics or calculus—in other words, what percentage of the world’s population has been unfairly or unjustifiably been masked by math?

by MathPlus July 27, 2021

The Masked Singer

A show where a bunch of crappy pop singers embrace their inner fursona, spending their time performing erotic furry dances for their audience on FOX, the homeland for furry news and entertainment.

I told Billy that I watched the masked singer; he responded by calling me a furry loving fureeaboo.

by A better person than a person January 13, 2019

Mastodon

Used to proclaim oneself as being totally manly, usually after having performed an amazing feat.

"Did you see that goal, I'm a total mastodon!!"

by Junkyard Dog July 1, 2004

Mastodeuce

1. (n) A sample of human excrement which is so large in physical volume that a sense of alarm is immediately raised as it is commonly mistaken to be the size of the now extinct animal, Elephas americanus; colloquially referred to as the "Mastodon"

2. (n) A shit so absolutely anus-tearingly huge that you'd fucking think it's a real life mastodon erupting from your rectum.

Bob: Dude I just dropped a huge fucking mastodeuce in my ex-girlfriend's toilet and it won't fucking flush. LOL!

Jeff: Nice fucking work dude. You should blame it on her mom.

by EarlUxbridge August 21, 2014

Maskedgamerr

Maskedgamerr is a sexy dude

Maskedgamerr is funny

Maskedgamerr is an amazing person

Maskedgamerr I love you XD

by Dingdong-the-witch.is:dead October 28, 2019