maroon baboon

When you overtly swing from someone else's nuts harder than you swing from your own. The degrees of which can range between excessive recognition and a manner of idolatry.

A: Did you see the way he was gushing about the movie director?
B: That dude is such a maroon baboon.

by mace-stirmind April 24, 2018

Maroon

The name of a band I once had. Not to be confused with Maroon 5.

Maroon was doomed from the start.

by Persephone~ January 17, 2009

maroon five

Used to be a decent rock band bringing new ideas to the scene. NOW nothing more than a boy band, with appeal to airheaded former-teenyboppers who think theyre cute. Both band and fans are crap.

Ugh, my daughter is going to a Maroon Five concert... where did we go wrong?

by Tiberius July 26, 2004

maroon 5

a good mix of ska reggae cock rock reggae and pop. One of my favourites. Good lyrics.

Best songs: Woman, Not Coming Home, Captain Splendid, Sunday Morning

Have you checked Adam Levine's vocals. Yeah the lead singer of Maroon 5, he's got it going on.

by rosella September 30, 2004

Maroon 5

The act of fisting a girl when she's on her period.

Joe: My girlfriend's into fisting, but she's on the rag.

Brad: Dude, just maroon 5 her, it'll be great!

by TeamJacobFTW June 8, 2011

Maroon5

One of the most kick ass bands ever! But, they were better before they became way popular and stuff.

Maroon5 kicks ass . . . fo sho

by maroon5<3 January 9, 2005

maroon5

Redifined: maroon5, a group whos album is a complete bestseller, and whos fans actually look at the songs and arent just shallow enough to look at the band members, suck that 'george tony'. Every song on that album is worth the cost, and the songs have originallity, which is more than can be said for most groups today.

Fan: ...maroon5, they rock!
'Cool' guy: dude, fuck off they like totally dont. i only do cool bands dude, im bout to go smoke some weed bye

by does-it-matter? December 2, 2004