Marmaluke

Marmaluc' is Italian for a Marmaluke who is anyone who thinks he or she is hot shit. It comes from the Marmalukes who as Muslims couldn't use other Muslims as slaves, so they would go into a conquered city and have the parents bring out their young children to the street as they rode by inspecting them. Then upon spotting a child that seemed bright they would take that child screaming from the parents away to Egypt. There they would be given the equivalent of a Harvard degree and shown the Palace they could live in if they would become, say, the royal accountant etc. So they go back to their native lands strutting and all dressed in the most refined clothes to get their parents to go and live with them in opulence in Egypt. The locals didn't see these people as role models, but merely as sell outs.

You come strutting around here like some Marmaluke!

by Ricciardo Luigi May 21, 2018

Marmalard

douchenozzle QB who taunts opposing team's fans promptly after not helping lead the 4th quarter comeback

If you don't know who's Marmalard, then ya betta ask somebodddaaaaaayyyyyyyy!!!

by wsl January 18, 2008

mariglade

A. a cylindrical-shaped object used to pleasure one's self sexually.

B. an object that resembles a phallus

The two lesbians are going shopping for double-sided mariglades.

by Cowboy Blue July 28, 2010

Mamalaye

A racial slur for cats

"Your cat is such a Mamalaye!"

by miesteria plakster November 9, 2021

marmaluke

An idiot with no common sense. Typically large oafs that speak mainly with one possibly two syllable words.

If you have seen the Godfather this will help. I'll put it in a sentence. That Luca Brasi is a real marmaluke.

by Jonny21 January 28, 2008

Smarmalade

Unctuous, oily charm; sleazy, phony earnestness.

Skip served up his tired antics to the ladies with a heaping spoonful of smarmalade, in hopes that they would fall for him.

by Slackie Onassis September 7, 2007

double sided mariglade

1. A double sided dildo.

2. A dildo with both ends able to be used for separate or simultaneous penetration and or stimulation of one or two participants vaginal, anal and or oral holes.

The two lesbians are going shopping for double sided mariglades.

by Absolute Pie July 28, 2010