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Maskosexual

Someone who wears a mask to hide their obvious homosexuality
Look at that maskosexual, prolly still got cum on da front
by Fursey O'Veebee July 9, 2020
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Maxsexual

These people have usernames starting with the word "Float". They stink of fish all the time, aren't attractive, and give off really bad vibes. This person also follows the religion of the flying spaghetti monster while considering every popcorn they create as an individual god. When the popcorn is yellow, they call it a female. When it is plain white, they call it a male. When it is dipped, they call it their "true love". It is very strange to have this sexuality, which is why people are most likely a stranger to other friend groups & will get called out if they follow this sexuality & is NOT a part of the LGBTQ+ community. Oh Oh, and they wear meatballs on their head as a sign.
Person 1: Hey, everyone! Please list your sexualities to initiate the process.

Person 2: I'm bisexual.

Person 1: Okay you pass. You may go see heaven. What about the guy with meatballs on his head?

Person 3: I'm Maxsexual.

*everyone gasps.*

Person 1 & everyone else repeat a trance to let an earthworm eat person 3.
by hipeepsrandompeephere November 15, 2020
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Maiasexual

Girl 1: Omg I love Maia Mitchell so much!!
Girl 2: That means you’re Maiasexual!
by watermelonlover January 1, 2021
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marcosexual

When you are in love with Marco Bodt (from attack on titan) so much to a point where you love him and him only and you get "offended" when someone makes a half joke about him aka freckled jesus.
Gabi: "so you're bisexual?"
y/n: "no, I'm marcosexual"
by YanderesUnite January 5, 2021
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malusexual

If you like both Luigi and Mario. (Like bisexual)
Dude I'm Malusexual! I'd totally fuck both Mario AND Luigi!
by KaiTheFuckingEnby February 18, 2021
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madisexual

when Somebody loves madison reyes with their heart and soul and wants to cherish her forever because she is amazing.
also madi is legaly married to @unsaid.saima
someone: so who do u like.
me: oh me im Madisexual
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Monksexual

Monksexual is where you are attracted to monkeys.
Your wierd you date animals. No only monkeys its called monksexual because monki dose the sexiest of danc,ez
by Predtheawesome June 30, 2021
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