Mario 

He got a huge dick and he might fucked your girlfriend or your wife (age doesn’t matter)

Gf: I love you Mario
Mario’s: I’m just here for the sex

Mario by Huge Cock for your mom May 2, 2018

mario 

An awesome singer. Mostly known for his hit song "Let Me Love You" which was released in early 2005. His second album, Turning Point, went double platinum. He has two billboard awards: Hot 100 Song of the Year and R&B/hip-hop Song of the Year. He is nominated for two Grammy's: Best Contemporary R&B Album and Best Male R&B Vocal Performance.

Mario singing:
You should let me love you
Let me be the one to
Give you everything you want and need...

mario by Kristina Shands July 29, 2008

Mario 

An Ecuadorian boy at the barber shop that specializes in male pubic hair styling. He is usually uses anti-crab shampoo first because he would not want you to get crabs that live on his penis. His favorite type of pubic hair styling is the Monty Python where he sucks your penis and then uses the saliva on it as a gel to comb your hair into a workable medium. He then proceeds to cut an exact replica of Monty Python on your pubes. He does not charge because he states he was given the chance to suck on your penis and give it a trim at the same time. He also takes the pubes shaven off of you to a Bosley Medical center, where they are grafted into his hair to cover up his balding spots.

Teddy: Check out the stylin' Monty Python I just got from Mario!
Claire: How much did it cost??
Teddy: Its free because he's an illegal immigrant!

Mario by Itest March 5, 2009

mario 

The act of one upping somebody.

Dude, I was working out with Bill the other day, and I was benching 150 but then he marioed me and benched 160.

mario by j01101010 February 7, 2007

Mario 

Self absorbed, self centered, one-upping douche. See also Jackass

Mario is such a fucking ass.

Mario by Pvt. Oreo October 30, 2007

Mario 

A very unusual guy with a huge nose and gets no girls because he is very ugly

I saw a Mario at school he hit me with his nose

Mario by Zaza1765 May 5, 2016

Mario 

Little short pudgy ass pizza making plumbing looking mutherfucking italian whose brother luigi should get all the hoes and beat his ass but is upstaged by this Giovanni looking muthafucka.

"It's a me Mario... Fuck You You bitch nigga mario... BANS

Mario by lickitty split February 17, 2008