shit-shelf Margarita 

The displeasure of realizing that the highly-anticipated top-shelf Margarita you ordered is very much not.

Oh, hell no!...this thing tastes like watered-down, plastic band-aid juice. That's a shit-shelf Margarita if I've ever tasted one!

shit-shelf Margarita by YAWA December 22, 2019

Chocolate Margarita 

An advanced sexual technique where the rim of an individual's anus is lined with cocaine, which is then consumed by another individual in the process of eating out the anus.

Tired and grumpy Murn propositioned Tom for some blow. Tom agreed on the condition that Mike down a Chocolate Margarita and be the big spoon afterwards.

Chocolate Margarita by Dan Orme April 23, 2007

Memphis Margarita 

The Memphis Margarita is a cocktail consisting Jack Daniels, Tequila and Coca Cola or other cola flavored Slurpee of Slushee. A must try for those who wish to get shit housed quickly and easily. Among other things it is delicious and covert for those drinking underage.

Dude 1:"Hey, did you hear what Sam did last night?"

Dude 2:"Yeah, apparently he got pulled over while drinking a Memphis Margarita and then beat the shit out of the cop."

Dude 1:"Damn, what a pro"

Dude 2:"Yeah, then he went home and passed out in his front yard"

Memphis Margarita by Mr. Guy 34 November 2, 2010

Ana Margarita

A name meaning an amazing mother. Also means someone who is extremely moody sometimes. Someone who has laugh attacks until they cry. An overall great person. Loved by everyone.

Also meaning: a sexy hoe, beautiful young lady, very frienly, caring, loved especially by her daughters and offspring.

That lady is such an ana margarita.

Ana Margarita by purple luvaa July 18, 2009

Columbian Margarita 

The act of "sprinkling" cocaine around the anal sphincter prior to giving the subject a "rim job". The cocaine represents the salt of a Margarita Rimmer.

Remember the disco days? I sure had my share of Columbian Margaritas

Columbian Margarita by PB3P0 August 29, 2010

banana margarita 

when you are having sexual intercourse and the male urinates in the females mouth.

we were gettin freaky and then he gave me a banana margarita!

banana margarita by muddybananas69 January 26, 2011

Marijuana margarita

Frosty mug filled with marijuana smoke, usually blown from the end of a joint or blunt

Damn those marijuana margaritas really fucked me up

Marijuana margarita by smp420 July 20, 2014