Moses Malone

The act of giving a blow job while wearing safety goggles resembling former NBA star Moses Malone while the receiver is on the toilet taking a shit.

She opened the bathroom door while I was taking a shit and offered to give me a blumkin, I handed her som goggles and requested a Moses Malone instead.

by Moses Malone 2 March 26, 2017

Endor Brake Manoeuvre

To brake abruptly as the target of a high speed chase, as to force your pursuers to vastly overshoot you, ram one another, or collide with an oncoming object.

The phrase “Endor Brake” comes from a popular example of the manoeuvre’s use, in Star Wars Episode VI, Return of the Jedi.

“How did you escape the FBI so easily?”

“It was simple, I gave them the old Endor Brake Manoeuvre!”

by Carnefice December 23, 2017

Jean-Paul Manoeuvre

The act of consuming a croissant without crumbling a single atom of crumb. Throughout the period of enlightenment this was considered an impossible act by mere mortals. However, in the year 1869, frenchman Jean-Paul Bordeaux brought the human race to a new horizon of the art of croissant-eating (croissantology) when he consumed an entire croissant in one bite; completely without crumbing. One can draw great parallels between the Jean-Paul Manoeuvre and the more modern "Grape Fruit Technique" due to the similar wrist movements whilst performing both manoeuvres.

Jean Valjean (whilst in the possession of a croissant): "Do you think there is a way of eating this without crumbling?"
Mathieu: "Hell no mon ami! The only way is to perform the The Jean-Paul Manoeuvre."

by magnisius March 7, 2018

Manon

Manon is an elegant french girl. I like to see her walk to me, because her smile seeing me is the thing that makes my day. Her perfume is everything, I should ask her what it is. Manon is caring for everyone, and sometimes she even forgets to care for herself. Her hair is always straight but I like it curly, she is tanned so much in summer and has freckles in winter. Her skin follows the seasons and I would like mine to do the same. I envy Manon because she handles everything, without seeming to care about her problems. Manon is my best friend and these little things I like are making her the best one. Manon is my best friend because she envies no one and stays herself.

Random person : Manon’s laugh is everything

by annecrr January 31, 2020

malone brown

don't ask who malone brown is.

Bob: hey do you know malone brown?
Frank: no, who is malone brown?
Bob: malone brown dick in your mouth
Frank: Fuck you

by sussy fortnite balls May 21, 2021

The Weeping Mannequin

A depraved sex act and type of voyeurism popular in S&M. The female is required to pose in an odd position that is uncomfortable. Every time she moves the male shocks a puppy with a tazer causing the female to cry.

The Weeping Mannequin

Man: I saw that!
Puppy: Yipe!
Woman:*sob*

by The Collectiveish August 3, 2010

manorexic

When a man obsessively diets, goes to the gym, and pinches his stomach to evaluate his body fat.

Mimoun, you don't need to pinch your tummy. So manorexic these days!

by Alex_Lo April 30, 2013