Manifest Gabagool

The belief that humans were destined by Gabagool to Gabagool all the way to the Gabagool

Gabagool 1: You gabagool how we gabagooled on the gabagool in the gabagool era of manifest gabagool?
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by JustFoxMC March 3, 2023

THE EMBRYONIC MANIFESTATIONS OF DEFECATION

That intestinal rumbling that occurs at the most inopportune of times, and is unequivocally indicative of a loaf brewing inside your intestinal tract.

While driving down the interstate, there was no obvious reason to take a pit stop; however, after approaching the sign that read "Next Service Area - 24 miles," then the onset of intestinal distress occurred, as I passed the sign.
I clenched my ass cheeks as tightly together as my gluteal muscles would permit, rolled down the windows, turned off the heater and radio, and asked all occupants to "shut the fuck up" until these embryonic manifestations of defecation subsided. Unfortunately, this didn't happen, as I unleashed with a rectal fury and shit my drawers!

by weave December 9, 2003

Jack manifold

Hottest man ever

“What’s that jack manifold clip” “oh you mean the” did you get a whoopa clip

by Iluvmommymilkers May 18, 2021

Merzy Manifold

The act of penetrating a woman and making it terribly uncomfortbale. In order fo the manifold to be pulled off the female's legs must be put over the man's shoulder, during the penetration. While this is going on the male must use both of his hands to jab two fingers on each hand into the pressure points in the females armpits.

Chris put Jessica in the merzy manifold last night and, as expected, she never called him again.

by Tribs April 26, 2009

Manifest Density

The belief or doctrine that it is Americans' inherent right to consume massive quantities of food, expanding their waistlines from coast to coast.

If anyone questions why so many Americans are ginormously fat, simply refer them to the doctrine of Manifest Density.

by Lord Nexus VI November 27, 2012

maninfestation

The phenomenon whereby groups of males suddenly appear out of nowhere due to the presence of attractive women, free beer, a neighbor's barbecue, running power equipment, or anything else that would draw men like flies.

--That's strange...It was all hot chicks in here just a minute ago when I got up to use the terlet, and when I came back, the bar was swarming with guys!

--Classic case of maninfestation! I saw it on Discovery Channel.

by palabrajot October 6, 2010

manifest destiny

A half-baked thoery that the USA could do as the fuck it liked. In practise, it got land and the begginings of an empire by paying for it before it started a revolution against the European powers that owned it. When the USA did try and annex Canada, a small number of the British army and a few thousand Canadians beat off the United States, leaving ti with the option of the treaty of Ghent, which didn't give them any land concessions (as opposed to the British-Canadian forces, which never intended to make any, so handed back all taken land without grudge) nor did it make either side any richer. As a courtesy, the Royal navy ended impressing.


When the united states wanted to start an empire, it went after a weakened spanish empire, which was on the brink of freeing itself. When the USA again attempted imperialism in south america, it was having a little trouble with fallen power Spain, so decided to pay $20,000,000 to buy a few POS nations that would have revolted in a few years anyway. Wow, isn't that clever? Obviously, these places have since gained independance. Quite possibly the worst empire ever...

Manifest destiny was retarded. Why didn't the US try conquering outer space instead?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004