Little Man In A Canoe

The clitoris, nestled inside of the vagina.

Marjorie, became enflamed with lust as she read her naughty novel, causing her little man in a canoe to swell and beg for a finger banging.

by Jerry Paratestees October 25, 2014

man in the canoe

"Man in the Canoe" commonly refers to the clit as being the man in the canoe. Think about it, you'lll figure it out.

Have ya seen the man in the canoe yet? If ya haven't than your probably still a virgin.

by AndySRT8902 June 16, 2016

bald man in the canoe

this is one of many meanings for the female vagina

by Anonymous March 31, 2003

hooded man in the canoe

n. a figurative way for saying clit, and abomination created by woman scientist in the early 60's as way of coping with penis envy

"Hey, it does kind of look like a hooded man in a canoe," Jacob said as he was examining the vagina of Jody while on a lake where a man wearing a hood and riding in canoe passed by.

by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004

Man in the canoe

Any sexual position where a man’s dick goes into a woman’s pussy

My wife made me the, Man in the canoe

by Super accurate description November 4, 2019

Little man in da canoe

Vagina..

Vagina

Lips bein the sides

Clit being the little man

Bro! I was singing my lungs out and some drunk chic groupy dropped her drawers and flashed me da little man in da canoe

by White Sheppard February 5, 2017

Candy Van Man

n. A sweet and innocent looking man that drives around his neighborhood to look for children or women to kidnap. They usually have a rainbow flag on the driver seat and offer you some candy before the kidnap.

This activity is all the rage in Adelaide. Never judge a book by it's cover!

Candy Van Man (driving by playing Lollipop - Lil Wayne in his van) : Hey kid want some candy?

Kid : YAY! *rushing to the van*

Candy Van Man: Gives the candy to the kid and pulls him into his van and drives away.

by Delinger March 12, 2011