A Mac and Cheese recipe by The Goddess Of Annoyingness (Mallory) consisting of microwaved Kraft Dinner, tortilla chips, Doritos, pistachios, salt, pepper, paprika, parmesan cheese, butter, cream cheese, Ritz crackers, and shredded cheddar cheese.
Mallory: YOU GUYS SHOULD TRY MY MAC AND CHEESE ITS REALLY GOODDDDD uwu
Everyone else: What the fuck no
Mallory's Mac and Cheese: *uwu*
Everyone else: What the fuck no
Mallory's Mac and Cheese: *uwu*
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One of the most beautiful islands in the mediterranean sea. Typical for Mallorca is that women do not wear bikinis here.
- Hey dude, look at her! She doesnt have a bikini.
- Bro, we are on Mallorca. Thats normal.
- Yeah, I forgot
- Bro, we are on Mallorca. Thats normal.
- Yeah, I forgot
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Get the Mallorye mug.That one girl who you always hook up with at a party because she gives you the Samsung spin cycle sloppy toppy and fucks your dick with her gorilla grip 2000 coochie.
She does not pass up on the dicks and will fuck anyone who walks in her path.
Her pussy has no off button. She will break your dick for satisfaction, yes you heard me BREAK YOUR DICK, and she will show no mercy so beware and stay safe from her.
She does not pass up on the dicks and will fuck anyone who walks in her path.
Her pussy has no off button. She will break your dick for satisfaction, yes you heard me BREAK YOUR DICK, and she will show no mercy so beware and stay safe from her.
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Get the Mallory mug.This chronic, untreatable, incurable "condition" (we resent the term "disease") is accompanied by symptoms which may include:
a) incessant squealing, noisemaking and overall spazziness, contrasting with an abnormally advanced vocabulary
b) the enlargening of the forehead
c) the inexplicable, carnal attraction to delicious, floppy, silken emo hair
d) and utter revulsion expressed towards the Pelvis Wave, which may well trigger this sad, sad condition.
(unreasonable restrictions thinly disguised as a)FUN FACT:
Coined by the creator of the Pelvis Wave. May only be used as a nickname for a certain person by the creator of the Pelvis Wave. So it is written, so it shall be done.
a) incessant squealing, noisemaking and overall spazziness, contrasting with an abnormally advanced vocabulary
b) the enlargening of the forehead
c) the inexplicable, carnal attraction to delicious, floppy, silken emo hair
d) and utter revulsion expressed towards the Pelvis Wave, which may well trigger this sad, sad condition.
(unreasonable restrictions thinly disguised as a)FUN FACT:
Coined by the creator of the Pelvis Wave. May only be used as a nickname for a certain person by the creator of the Pelvis Wave. So it is written, so it shall be done.
DAMMIT! George did the Pelvis Wave all up in my grill! Now I'm gonna get Malloritis...for LIFE!
The Pelvis Wave is fickle, it goes away...but MALLORITIS is here to stay!
The Pelvis Wave is fickle, it goes away...but MALLORITIS is here to stay!
by Ano-MALLY December 25, 2008
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