Malaka

Means wanker in Greek. The best word ever. Makes sense in any usage and most uncultured swines don’t know what it means. Most commonly used in assasins creed odyssey (the best game in the world).

Cultured swine: did you know that you have to buy the fate of Atlantis dlc in assasins creed odyssey?

Cultured frog: I know they’re fucking malakas!:(

by A_dickhead_hater August 14, 2019

Malakapee

An insult to elder Hmong individuals, especially in a drunken state, at a funeral

You are a malakapee

by GLstudios July 15, 2021

malakas

the most beautiful bitch.he is mostly an "epaliotis" or as known as "kagkouras" maybe you have a crush on a malakas.you should be proud (especially if he is an albanian)

I like him but he is such a malakas

by h_mounara November 19, 2021

Malkaniser

A female teacher or who is obsessed with a student that is at least 30 years younger than them or has a child the same age however does not hide their crush.
Symptoms include mentioning the student constantly and disliking anyone else in the class who is not the favoured student.
The term can also be applied to a worker/boss situation.

Coincidently, a Malkaniser is a 3-part whiskey 2-part apple juice and lemonade cocktail to be drunk with a Twix as a test of manliness.

Guy 1: John's teacher totally has a crush on him, she keeps mentioning him and utterly loves him, it’s gone beyond teacher's pet!
Guy 2: Dude she's a Malkaniser!

or

Guy 3: Malkanisers totally make me sick, I'm never drinking that again.

by toothpaste salad December 22, 2008

Malakai

The cutest boy in middle school, his match would be Torri ,the cutest couple ever

ASK HER OUT malakai

Malakai is really athletic sports they play is usually soccer

by Katrina pearson June 6, 2018

Malaka

A greek slur that literally translates to "man who masturbates"

person 1: dream didn't cheat in his speedruns
person 2: you're such a Malakais

by anonymous July 7, 2021

Malaka

She is a girl, A gorgeous girl, She is smart , problematic but also wise! When you are with Malaka you can't stop laughing she is very funny, cannot also stop staring at her. She isn't patient But she has a big heart .

Wasek Alkhota, Yamshy malaka

by Rivia July 13, 2021