Maleakage

n. An unpleasant situation comprised of two components; 1.)
A colleague has shit their pants to a noticable degree (verified
through sight and smell) and 2.) the colleague continues their day as though nothing has happened

Tommy had some serious maleakage yesterday... he just wouldn't admit to sharting himself even after we saw the stain

by guywhoworkstoomuch August 31, 2010

mailephobic

When your afraid of a girl doing a loli voice from anime

Me:I'm so mailephobic

Them:I would be to if she talked like that

by Wwwtwtw May 1, 2020

Maila

A gorgeous girl, half caucasian, half vietnamese; Sweet as sugar, with beautiful brown hair and precious brown eyes. Her lips are soft and sweet while her cheeks have adorable freckles. She is perfect in every way.

Maila is my girlfriend and I love her very very much.

by Captain Kongo March 12, 2019

egging the mailman

code, means to masturbate

Jon-"Dood Antonio has been in there for a while"
Ryan-"Yeah man he's egging the mailman"

by Ryan000 June 24, 2007

mailman'ing

Chugging an alcoholic beverage with one hand, while placing the other hand behind your head & tilting your head back. Said to be originated by Karl Malone in 1963.

"Hey let's take a picture of all of us mailman'ing!"

"Mailman'ing - because otherwise you're just chugging."

by V Mailman February 28, 2008

mairead

Hottest girl In the school. Unique yet mysterious. She is always looking great, and in style. She has damn wicked style. Beautiful. Gorgeous. Stunning. Hot. WOW.

Mairead is the most beautiful girl ever.

by Alex December 27, 2004

Mairead

the most AWESOME and PRETTIEST girl EVER! dayyyuuummm!!! she could be a supermodel!! mairead tends to have an unusual liking for jewish guys named 'silver panther' who she has actually never talked to in her life. she liked making up codenames with her friend baylee who is also AWESOME but not as awesome as mairead!!! mairead is a name that originated from ireland and scotland a long time ago. she is related to macbeth. and she liked chapstick. a lot. HOTT!! she has a birthmark below her left eye. She is one brilliant and amazing girl.

Dude 1: Wow who is that girl?

Dude 2: idk but she looks like she could be a mairead, am i right?

Dude 1: probably.... dayum.

Dude 2: wow.

Mairead: Hey!

Dudes: (fall to ground bowing) i am not worthy!!

HI BAYLEE AND SILAS!!!!

by zaqwsxcderfv November 27, 2010