Timmy Mallett

Timmy Mallett is one of the biggest assholes in the world, in the same way France is the asshole of Europe Timmy Mallett is the asshole of television.

Anybody who thinks dressing up like Elton John on meth is funny is not only very mistaken but also a cunt.

I'm Timmy Mallett look at my funny hat and glasses! IM A CUNT!

by ohhiteng December 9, 2008

Mapletoe

Pussy juice

I smacked the mapletoe out of Dan's mama last night

by Gangster1011 May 28, 2009

snatch mallet

Often used to refer to a male genetalia that is used to pound vagina. Usually ten inches or more.

Guy 1 "Are you going to meet up with Cindy later"

Guy 2 "No way, Sapp already beat the hell out of that with his snatch mallet"

by aesgator June 19, 2008

Rubber Mallet

Name for a Fat Black/African women,

Look at the size of the ass on that rubber mallet

Did you see that rubber mallet cut me up on the roundabout

Mate , I'd Never date a rubber mallet

by Megaflea February 27, 2011

mallet

A young male who does not have any pubic hair. Used tauntingly in boys' communal showers in secondary schools; also used more generally as a synonym for idiot or pratt.

I'm not being gay, but I looked at his cock and he is the biggest mallet in the world.

by colin_clout February 22, 2008

Mahler Stomp

A devastating move created by the one and only Alex Mahler, which involves annihilating ones opponent into a pulp, and destroying their demeanor, but can only be accomplished by Alex Mahler.

After I got done with Tori, Mahler came over and Mahler stomped all over her.

by Phat Sampras November 18, 2003

Marletta

A beautiful girl that loves all dogs but hates all people

Marletta

by Froggiffer April 13, 2020