Magic Widow

A woman whose husband or boyfriend ignores her for Magic: The Gathering.

Jessica: Honey, let's go out to eat tonight!
George: Not right now, I'm in the middle of an 8-4.

Jessica: But you said we could go to Wing Stop for dinner.

George: I just made the finals!! My deck is sooooo ridiculous!!
Jessica: Sigh. The life of a Magic Widow.

Dan: Sorry babe, I can't go to Andrew and Megan's wedding, there's a PTQ this weekend.

Renee: Are you kidding me?
Dan: It doesn't matter, he just got on the train, she'll be a Magic Widow in 6 months, and they'll be divorced in a year anyways.

by Teh Brofessor December 7, 2009

heroes of might and magic 3

An absolutely AMAZING game for computers, with replay value that kicks that of the popular Xbox game Halo even though it was released three years earlier and is a sixth-person view game that runs in its own DOS shell, and it doesn't really measure up, graphics wise. You have the opportunity to customize virtually every aspect of the game, and this power is only enhanced with add-ins like WoG and Modhomm3. This is a phenomenal game that has kept me entertained since the day I bought it and you should also get it. Produced by 3DO.

I have beaten all of the scenarios and campaigns on "Impossible" difficulty, including all the 94 that I made. I needed a new challenge so I downloaded about 200 more. This is going to take a while.

by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 18, 2004

Magic Envelope

The hidden file on a computer where the user hides their porn.

"I'm grounded for a month because my mom found my magic envelope with all my BDSM stuff in it."

by Roflcopter505 October 5, 2011

magic sock

A sock you use for cum while master-bating.

"Why do guys call it a magic sock"
"You would call it magic too if you shot your cum on your chest."

by Joel Alan Penless December 23, 2013

Magic Frog

An invitation for sexual activity involving the repetitive flailing of one man's flaccid genitals, specifically the scrotum against the skin between your ass and your penis, with the intention to make a revolting yet beautifully natural mating call for all males in a radius of 10 metres to hear. Frequently used in a variety of locations from gay orgies to bromances.

Brynn: What's that slapping?

Tom: It's Connor. He's in his bedroom practising the Magic Frog for tonight.

Brynn: He sounds pretty good.

Tom: I know. Tonight's going to be great.

by 3dslover March 25, 2014

magic poop

Magic poop is when you take a shit, wipe and there is nothing on the toilet paper!

I just had a magic poop.

by Daphuk October 17, 2015

magic poon

Vagina in which a man cums in under 5 seconds

Dat bitch has a magic poon!

by Bdb2019 January 18, 2019