Maciej Kawecki

Maciej Kawecki is probably the coolest man you know. some people may call him the polish piggy because he's so hot too. he pulls all the girls one wishes, and gets mad head and pussy. Maciej Kawecki is also the greatest athlete in your school, he's tall, fast, strong, and agile. He has only been on varsity for school teams and nothing else. he is also one of the greatest gamers of all time, starring in games like rainbow six siege and fIfa. And best of all he's rich. if you know a man named Maciej Kawecki you should consider yourself a lucky man because he's the best person you will ever meet.

i have a crush on the hottest man on earth, Maciej Kawecki

by polishpiggy April 30, 2021

meme machine

someone who is in love with memes and just cant stop being annoying to their friend

Person 1: "Who is she?"
Person 2: "A meme machine...Sadly"
Meme Machine: "WATcH OuT"

by meme_machine_ January 6, 2017

deuce ex machina

For all those times you were stuck on the john hoping against hell for that number 2 to just slide out nice and easy and end your misery, this would be the expression used.

Inspired by deus ex machina or basically the idea of a god coming down from the sky to end the story.

"Where is a deuce ex machina when you need one? My meeting starts in five minutes!"

"OMG. It must have been by the sweet atoning grace of a deuce ex machina that I passed that shit."

Ex-Lax is the pill form of the deuce ex machina.

by shizzinator March 31, 2010

Maciej

A big Brutus mother fucker who fucks every bitch, drinks every drink, and will snort/smoke anything on the table. He is probably polish or Russian with a big fucking dick.

You know that crazy dude named maciej?

by Where'sWaldosWeenus February 16, 2017

body massage machine

1. A machine which massages the body
2. A large black man from the hilarious dubbed GI Joe PSA's
3. A rock band from Anchorage, Alaska

Kid 1: "Oh man, check out that thing, man."
Kid 2: "Whaddaya wanna do with it?"
Kid 1: "Let's launch over it!"
(A Jeep pulls up)
G.I. Joe: "Who wants a body massage?" *hums to himself*
Kid 2: "Uh, what did he just say to us?"
G.I. Joe: "Oooh... Mr. Body Massage Machine GO!"
Kid 2: "Uhhhhhh... what the Hell?"
G.I. Joe: "Body massage."

by Smop December 25, 2005

time machine

Going through all of a person's facebook pictures, starting with the oldest, to the most recent.

I time machined Morgan's profile pictures last night, she used to use some crazy myspace angles.

by umad69696 July 31, 2010

Machinist

Simply put, a machinist uses tools to make other tools. Some machine tools used are the milling machine, lathe, surface grinder, CNC mill and CNC turning centres, among others.

A machinist cuts, drills, taps, reams, bores, mills, turns, deburrs, files, grinds, programs, and assembles metals, plastics, wood, and any number of exotic materials used in consumer goods, automotive, aerospace, and medical areas of industry.

Machinists--unlike machine operators--are skilled tradesmen. They are required to have a solid background in problem-solving skills using technical math, metrology (measurement), as well as CNC programming (Mastercam, Solidworks, etc.) editing, and operation.

Hey Billy, wanna be a machinist?

by not_on_the_dole_guy December 12, 2006