Mabinogi

A devastatingly violent shit with the girth of a fosters beer can that flies out of your asshole at mach 1 causing poo splatter all over the bowl, your ass, and your life. leaving you feeling utterly violated and abused in ways that an assrapery victim cant event describe. Mabinogi's are followed by the distinct smell not unlike that of rancid tuna salad in a dead homeless guys ass.

Example 1:
"BROOOO WHAT THE ACTUAL MOTHER FUCK!?!?! You broke my moms toilet with that mabinogi, what died in here?"

Example 2:
Boy : Holy shit what the hell is that smell???
Girl : I just dropped a righteous mabinogi, wanna fuck my ass its already gaping!

by dookislord November 2, 2016

Mail Slot

When the top of the crack of someone's huge ass can be seen because of low-waisted pants or shorts, and the gap is so wide or large that a parcel or large envelope could fit. Not to be confused with Coin Slot, a much smaller crack that accommodates change.

In the parking lot today at Wal-Mart I saw an enormous woman clammer off of her mobility scooter and load her groceries into her busted-ass minivan. She was showing off her Mail Slot when she slid the door closed to head back to the trailer park. The gap must have been four inches across.

by Chef Dick August 10, 2009

Mabis

Mabis; Can be used a noun or verb. A Mabis is a handshake where you put two arms together with hands on each others forearms. Then proceed to move both hands up and down. Mabis is also mario and can be used as a noun.

Brandon: Eyy yo poaytch, mabis me
Jacob: Alright man
Alex:Push out that sick blasphemy

by AlexT2po July 14, 2017

Mail route

When a girl has tattoos starting on her hip leading down.

If you don’t know where to go just follow her mail route to the box.

by Petro1 December 30, 2018

Spam Mail

The throw-away email address you use to register to sites that you know will spam the shit out of you.

I knew that lesbian fisting site was going to spam me, so I gave them my spam mail.

by wtfpwnage September 20, 2009

Gee Mail

Usually an email that's of MORE INTEREST to the sender, than of the recipient.

Someone sends you an email (Gee Mail) that asks you to forward it to TEN other people or you will lose your right testicle. If you are a woman, you won't lose yours, but your boyfriend or husband will.
OR: you get an email about your friend's or family's kid making honor roll at school, prompting you to say "Gee" who gives a damn? My kid can't even spell his name!

by Webserf September 26, 2012

Chain E-mail

Some junk mail that says if you send it to 50000 people then your crush kisses you 3 days into the future.

Person 1- "I heard Catherine got a chain E-mail that said she would get kissed by Bob yesterday....so she asked Bob to kiss her."
Person 2- "What did Bob say?"
Person 1- "He called her stupid for believing that crap and didn't kiss her."
Person 2- "Ooh... ouch."

by Kyreshis February 17, 2008