GDF Myth

A well spoken myth amongst the tour crowds that Albert Hoffman, Founder and Synthesizer of D-9-Lysergic Acid Diethylamine. It is said that Albert, who believed that the U.S. Government, as the new superpower, would be determined to destroy LSD or directly control it. So, Hoffman set to work. He manufactured the Largest Crystal of Pure LSD known to man. It weighed somewhere between 35-55 kilograms, or roughly 100-110 pounds. This crystal was then entrusted to the GDF, who have buried it somewhere in a refrigerator, where no one will ever find it, and it will last humanity with enough hits till the end of the world.

GDF Myth is not endorsed nor verified by the GDF for fear of being busted by the gestapo/DEA

by TourScribe March 10, 2009

urban myth

A bit of folklore widely beleived to be real but that never actually happened.

Examples:

The Babe Ruth "called shot" at Wrigley Field where he pointed to the centerfield scoreboard and then hit the next pitch there.

Zsa Zsa Gabor was on the Johnny Carson show with a cat on her lap and said 'Johnny, vood you like to pet my poo-see?'
To which he replied 'Sure, move the cat.'

Arnold Palmer's wife was on the Carson show and said that before every tournament, 'I kiss his (golf) balls for good luck,' and Johnny said, 'well I'll bet that makes his putter stand up.'

Richard Gere once went to an emergency room to have a gerbil removed from his ass.

Rod Stewart once had to have his stomach pumped due to swallowing an excessive amount of semen

Keith Richards went to Switzerland to have his blood replaced with new blood as an attempt to kick heroin

Jim Morrison flashed his dick at a concert in Miami

Ozzy Osbourne bit the head off a live bat

Wilt Chamberlain fucked over 20,000 women

Most urban myths are bullshit

by Woody Thomas January 2, 2009

Cheese Myth

He's so cool that he wears rune armour to the KBD.

Guy1: did you see that noob at the KBD?

Guy2: no, who was it?

Guy1: His name was Cheese Myth, and he was wearing rune. l0l

by sals cc September 20, 2009

the man, the myth, the peasent

An addaptation of the common phrase of "the man, the myth, the legend", typically used to describe someone who is male of gender, who is very popular, but is not, by any strech of the imagination a "legand". For example, some of your closest friends

Before entering a room, a friend shouts: "Please welcome Jack, the man, the myth, the peasent!"

by A true peasent March 5, 2020

crystal myth

crystal myth
A substance identical to methamphetamine in appearance, price, and ability to cause the arrest of its owner/possessor, transporter, or seller. crystal myth, aka myth, usually has smoking properties identical to methamphetamine, except crystal myth has no intoxicating or euphoric effects on its consumer. Rather, myth causes the user to fall asleep, develop a headache, and/or become very angry very quickly. When returning to its solid state from a heated oil, crystal myth comes back in random spots, known as cheetah spots or parachutes, rather than the rapid, sweeping freeze-up characteristic of methamphetamine.

This stuff smokes like a champ but I don't feel anything, I think its crystal myth. I want my money back for this cheetah.

by TrojanInDebt January 25, 2011

It's a myth

An East London slang referring to a thing or event that has not been seen or verified. Could also be used when

Person A: Where's that girl you always talking about going to see? It's a myth!

by Funkyisms July 20, 2016

Food Myth

The little white lies women tell themselves in the pursuit of eating smarter or better. Usually when they settle for lesser options of foods they love or know are good for them.

Food Myth# 14 "It's still Pizza if I dab it with a napkin and pull off the cheese"

Food Myth# 74-"Salsa's a veggie"

Food Myth# 29-"Sprinkling kiwi slices on my frozen yogurt is a good lunch"

by Ima Hungry April 2, 2010