sit on my face

.....and tell me that you love meeeeeeeeee!!

monty python anthem

by zutroy February 12, 2004

how about you look up another word while i go wash my face

Something someone says while one peraon is on urban dictionary and another is on videi chat

how about you look up another word while I go wash my face

by AAryn_ORtiz April 2, 2017

owns my face

The highest state of ownage, because your face is all you have. Can be positive or negative.

Oh God, this new, unreleased Coheed & Cambria owns my fucking face!

by MoonKnight September 1, 2003

McFaceRape

A tasty combination from McDonald's, parallelling the legendary McGangBang, only this particular sandwich involves ordering a double quarter pounder and a McChicken, instead of the McGangBang's McDouble.

One must insert the McChicken into the middle of the paddies on the Double Quarter Pounder, and preferably add MacSauce for extra lube.

Me: I got McFaceRaped earlier today.

Friend: Aw man, that sucks. Did it hurt?

Me: The massive dump i took afterwards did

Friend: What?

Me: Oh dude, I didn't get raped, I got McFaceRaped! It's clinically proven to be the fastest way to get heart disease

by McLovin''' June 9, 2011

Out My Face

When Someone Says Something You Don't Agree With, Or Says Some Dumb Shit You Tell Them "Up Out My Face" Or "Up Out My Ear Drum"

"I'm Not Finna Rap W/ You, Out My Face!"
"Out My Ear Drum"

by PrettyGirl95 September 13, 2011

Stole my face

To ingest LSD (or occasionally other hallucinogens) given to you by another person, usually as a gift but sometimes in exchange for other drugs.

Also, to "steal someone's face" is to give them LSD, which they generally consume on the spot.

see also "steal her face", "stole his face", "steal your face", "steal their faces", etc, etc.

"I shared my last blunt with Sally last night, and she stole my face in return"

by Dango Bill December 5, 2009

I can't feel my face

Originally coined by rapper Ghostface Killah on his Fishscale album in the song Kilo, "I can't feel my face" is when you face numbs after snorting a lot of coke, blow, or yay-yo.

Ghostface Killah lyrics intro to Kilo:
"Yo, Oh, Yo Rae... I can't feel my face...
My heart pounding and shit...
Paranoid as a motherfucker right now, who da fuck? Close da blinds and shit!
Who dat? Captain Kirk?
The fuckaz da stark enterprise n enterprise shit outside or some shit?
..I need some pussy tho I'm ready for a catwoman or somethin...
Fu-fuck it, lets go!"

by Chance Balla October 1, 2008