The MVP

When your receiving a BJ, right before you are about to blow, she grabs your dick like a trophy with either one or both hands,!waves it back and forth like she's won the Super Bowl and as you nut on her face you do your best Kevin Durant impression and say 'You da real MVP'

Boy 1: 'Did you and Kate do anything last night
Boy 2 'We didn't have sex but she let do The MVP on her'
Boy 1: 'Nice.'

by GhostfaceJR July 1, 2014

the mvp

1. having an affinity of sexual attraction to ones close family relatives

2. desiring sex with girls under the age of 10

Keep your little sisters away from Mike because he has the mvp.

by Anonymous June 10, 2003

true mvp

taylor & elían

taylor & elían are the true mvp !

by princessnokia July 31, 2017

Harvard MVP

"The Father of Algebra"

"No further questions, Your Honor."
Harvard MVP

ACT and SAT Extraordinaire

Only one "B"
Name of an advanced student who is very diligent, busy, and signs up (but does not participate in) many clubs. Has an interesting aging process because they skipped a grade of school. Remains at the age of 12 until Mr. President's further notice.

Person 1 (let's call him Casey): Look at the new kid! Apparently he skipped a grade and is becoming a total Harvard MVP. He signed up for a ton of clubs and got a perfect score on his national latin exam.

Person 2: Yeah, if he's a true Harvard MVP, he'll get a "B" in his civ class and switch teachers.

Casey: True, True.

by iwishicouldbeharvardmvp March 5, 2018

Reward mvp

A young public figure that posts his Tik Toks on Instagram reels & goes viral but his Tik Tok page is not impressing

That is Reward mvp's video

by pdoto November 23, 2021

Safety Patrol MVP

This is basically a reward Safety Patrols get for being good at the "job."

Wow, You got the totally rad Safety Patrol MVP award!

by TikTok @vintagemez March 4, 2022

mvpwned

When Kobe Bryant dunked on Steve Nash and Steve grabbed his nuts.

Kobe mvpwned steve nash

by ucal623 September 7, 2008