mating market

Coined and written about by Tucker Max and Dr. Geoff Miller in their book, Mate. The environment that available suitors are available to date.

Dude, the mating market out here is great. There are all kinds of women to go out with.

by Banks712 November 15, 2018

mating call of the poot bird

A loud, smelly fart.

John, sit on the toilet and make a cocky. We've got company coming, and they don't like to hear the mating call of the poot bird!

by pentozali August 23, 2010

mosting

to telecommute using VOIP or voice over IP (such as Avaya or Vonage) so that the telecommuter appears to either be in the office or other nearby location because the VOIP service provides a local caller id when the telecommuter calls even though, in fact, the telecommuter is not in the office or other nearby location

Even though Peter spent the day at home, none of his colleagues realized that he was telecommuting because his VOIP service allowed him to make phone calls where his office phone number would show up as the caller ID. Peter was mosting.

Alt: Even though Luis lives in Paris, Luis uses Vonage with a local Los Angeles phone number and caller ID so all his clients believe that he's in Los Angeles. Luis is mosting.

by Thomas Watson July 20, 2008

calilfornia mating call

that unmistakable clikn sound created when chopping up some blow tring to lure some coke hoe over to your pad ..

dude .. it was a cake walk .. i just called that bitch up an give her the ol calilfornia mating call. .... next thing i know is we was neked doin shots a tekilla and me snortn fatties off her hip..

by gokoboko September 18, 2005

muting

what you call it when you kill someone in a rap battle

tef- yo wats hood my nigga?
anthony - not shit, muting niggas in the cypher you know

by THEKIDKRAZAY March 15, 2011

palm muting

palm muting is commenly know to guitarist as a tecnique used in playing, but here is the true definition it is when a person unsupecting after talking shit is slapped directly in the mouth with the palm first.10 point bounus for making them cry 15 point bonus for knocking out a tooth 20 point bonus plus bragging rights for knocking them out!

bill came over talked a little bit of shit and i had to do some palm muting on his ass.

by GROVESTOWN June 21, 2006

Muting

Ignoring contact(i.e. calls, and, PMs) from a person who you find annoying in some way instead of letting them know, because, when you decide to converse they provide some benefit.

Karen is so overt that I'm muting her, until I feel bad enough about myself to sleep with her again.

Karl keeps checking on me, but, I have him on mute; 'till I start freaking out about work again.

by Gung-Gung September 14, 2018