Monke

the best animal in the world.

reject humanity, humans are cringe, me MONKE INSTEAD

monke 1: "ooh ooh ah ah"

monke 2: "fornite"

monke 1: "cringe"

by Shredr Monke January 27, 2021

Monking it in

When parking your car, you back into the parking space, rather than pulling into it forwards. Very common for grease monkeys to perform this maneuver, thus, monking it in.

Whether driving a big 4 x 4 or a some type of hot rod, you'll always find a motorhead monking it in.

by bucktownsfinest February 3, 2010

Monke

Word Class: Adjective.

The term "Monke" can be used when describing a particular situation or feeling of absolute insanity.

Often "Monke" is used as a foreshadowing of the upcoming party´s remarkable stupidities. Such as: downing 7 sambucca shots before wandering off to find the nearest city-skank just to utterly bash your pecker (with a temporary erectile dysfunction) in her poopoo, all the while your comrades are equally intoxicated and haven´t given you a single thought.

"yea last night was absolute monke"

"monke". (often followed by "uhuhahah")

by El cumquistador March 3, 2022

Monke

A god among beings that can not be stopped and will take over the entire world and teach you the way of the monkeys you shall praise your god you useless fool

ALL HAIL MONKE

by Monke god May 19, 2021

Monke

This is another way of spelling “monkey” and can be used for all situations to mean anything. It is the UNO reverse card of words.

“I was talking to this girl and she asked me how I like my coffee so I replied with, Monke.”

by The Monke God August 4, 2021

monke

monke go life monke go yes monke go e monke go strong

person 1: monke?
monke: YES OOO AAA OOO AAAA OOO AAA

by nah124 May 6, 2022

Monke

We should reject humanity and return to this

Person: “we should revert to monke”
Person 2: “ok then”
Person 1 and 2: *reverts to monke*

by Olive-the-idiot March 20, 2021