moving the couch

When two people are having anal sex, but beforehand the receiver drops a huge deuce, and afterward the deuce is put back in.

Q: Hey, heard you and Mary were moving the couch last night
A: Yeah, but she'd eaten at Panda Express earlier so we had to use the pastry bag to get it back in the door.

by Dr. Orpheus July 15, 2009

Moving Fridges

When a male friend decides that plans with his girlfriend/wife is more important than plans with friends, or a general excuse not to do something

David: Have you seen Thomas recently

Jason: Nope he's "moving fridges"

David: you coming out tonight Thomas?
Thomas: sorry I'm moving a fridge

by CanadianElka.k.aJay April 22, 2011

Moving Bee

moving bees only come out during a move of any sort. they tend to fly around all your shit as if they are investigating but actually there just assholes trying to ruin your good day and eat your peperoni,

holy fuck i love peperoni, oh shit its a moving bee.

by hover September 15, 2006

moving to Poland

to move private thing to safe place eg. moving porn files into a file called 'Poland'.

"gimme five, i'm just moving to Poland"

by +Fizza+ October 1, 2005

moving snowdrift

When someone doesn't clear off their windows or car body, enough after a winter.

Frank was sooo stupid, he had to have known he was going to crash into a car with his Moving Snowdrift

by john venezia January 5, 2008

Moving Switch

The act of switching driver while driving a vehicle, Best if done in a larger vehicle like a van or bus.

Aaron had to pee but he was driving so joe offered to hold the wheel so sid can hop in the driver seat while aaron peed in a bottle in the back. Hence, Moving Switch.

by billydick888 January 21, 2009

moving the juice

Having sex with someone

Dave was moving the juice all night last night

by geezermate May 12, 2010