Monzer Monster

A real man who grew a beard when 11 years old. The creator of "Gentlemanspil". Big man, Big heart, Big Cock, Big Beard.

"Wow that guy is huge, he must be MONZER MONSTER."

by bigdicklover1234567897544 September 10, 2021

Momber

Momber, is a mom Uber driver that takes kids to and from sporting event, school, after school activities and supplies juice boxes and snacks while the kids kick back and argue.

Come on y’all the momber is ready to take us to school and she has juice boxes and Chocolate milk.

by ADHDMom February 17, 2023

Mojzer

Indian slang for a skinny person

Person 1: Oh my days! Look at that mojzer!
Person 2: Golly! He looks like starving African child!

by dumbasslookingbaby June 9, 2023

Momper

a person who leeches off others for money, food, or clout while contributing absolutely nothing to their own life. usually found making excuses, blaming everyone else, and vibing off short-term comfort while their entire life burns down in the background.

dude sat in the same hoodie for three days straight begging for favours like a true momper, deadbeat behaviour at its peak

by JE SUIS POIS HORNS April 16, 2025

Momper

a person who leeches off others for money, food, or clout while contributing absolutely nothing to their own life. usually found making excuses, blaming everyone else, and vibing off short-term comfort while their entire life burns down in the background.

“bro get a job or at least wash a dish you acting like a whole momper right now”

by JE SUIS POIS HORNS May 7, 2025

Momery

A momery is the opposite of a memory, it's a thought or imagination of an event in your future rather than your past.

A momery of Ben Oakley

"I just had an incredible 'momery' of the house I'm building myself in a few years...

by U.M. Hecba November 24, 2025

Pull a Monzer

Kissing a man until his bollock turns blue and explodes

Don’t pull a monzer with your date tonight

by Burslemsam April 10, 2024