Modern Warfare 2

A game that everyone thought would be good. It managed to sell 4.7 million copies in the first 24 hours. In the next 24 hours people would realize how much this game will piss them off. From commando to boosters, it is filled with all of the things you have feared in gaming. By my estimations just after the first round millions of people broke their controllers, screamed their head's off, and possibly beat their girlfriends. To this day the devil game still continues to make money thanks to the millions of kids who get their parents to buy it because everyone else has it.

1. "MW2 is the worst game I have ever played!"
2. "MW2 made me brake my controller!"
3. "I killed my girlfriend because of MW2!"
4. "Wanna boost?"
5. "You noob tuber!"
6. "I'm selling a tenth prestige hack for only a $20 PSN card!"
7."CoD 6 Modern Warfare 2 FAILS"

by joshcf1 July 26, 2010

Modern Welfare

The act of using your welfare check to buy the video game Modern Warfare 2.

example:
1:Yo dawg check out this game i gots

2:Yo ass on welfare howd you get dat shit

1:WIT my welfare nigga

2: thats some modern welfare rite there

by Harib Al'Sac January 29, 2010

Modern Day Hippie

a person knowledgable of the 60's and 70's and shares those values today. This person can take part in being a vegitarian or vegan, listening to music that envolves struggle or uplifting rhythms in times of struggle, respecting all creatures in whatever religion, believing in rastafarian religion, standing up for what's right, and always keeping the peace.

Dude, you're like a modern day hippie or something.

by ModernDayHippie#1 June 11, 2010

Modern Warfare 2

If you say you don't like this game, there is a good chanced you will be assaulted and harassed by an insane martyr fan base for the rest of your life. Unfortunately for me.

Guy 1: I felt like going outside yesterday instead of playing Modern Warfare 2.

Guy 2: (in fanatic voice) MAN I SHOOT WITH WITH TWO DEAGLEZ AKIMBO CAUSE IM AWESOME LIKE THAT!!!!

Guy 1: Um... have you ever seen a gun before?

by AnonymousBystander April 1, 2010

Modern Talking

A wavetable shape in the VST plugin "Massive" by Native Instruments that is typically found in dubstep. It is commonly used by people new do making dance music (and Nicky Romero) because it is a cheap way to get an amateur wobble sound. Because of this, it has become taboo to use it in dance music.

Guy 1: "Yo dude! Check this sick dubstep beat I made!"

Guy 2: "You used modern talking..."

Guy 1: "I know! Isn't it great!?

Guy 2: *facepalm*

by Insayn December 11, 2013

modern art

when you have explosive diarrhea and the resulting aftermath looks like a bag of chilli exploded in a vacuum. Usually accompanied with heralds of trumpets and noxious fumes. The resulting artwork must stick to the sides of the porcelain to achieve true 'modern art' status.

After Nico ate several burritos for lunch he needed to run to the bathroom to create a modern art masterpiece.

by liveswithmom July 26, 2004

modern family

the reason to watch tv on wednesday.since all the other networks suck on wednesday.fox has crap like american idol and now the x factor,cbs has csi which is pretty washed up now,nbc has law and order(also washed up),and the cw has america's top model
the show is somewhat like the office(mockumentray style) but its based on three families somewhere in southern california.
oh... i almost forgot THIS SHOW IS HILARIOUS!!!!

Modern Family dominates Wednesday nights in America on TV.

by modernfamilyfan September 22, 2011