Moby Dickin

Screwing around or wasting time and or procrastinating.

Jimmy: I found a old bottle cap on the ground!
Mark: Stop Moby Dickin around!
Jimmy: I wonder what it's doing there?
Mark: Stop wasting time and let's get this show on the road!

by Johnny Davison February 16, 2010

Moby Dicked

1The post-coital realisation that the sex you just had was so good you'll probably be chasing it for the rest of your life.

2 An inspiring sexual experience.

After her moonlit romp on the beach Sheila realised she had been Moby Dicked.

by lajables April 26, 2016

Moby huge

90 percent of cock and balls and 10 percent of rubber

This is a moby huge

by WonDEr WaLl November 9, 2020

moby dick

when you have sex with a whale

I was having moby dick untill the whale said "No Way"

by Ymca Mouse Cat Acadamy November 25, 2010

Moby Dick

A woman with tracheotomy performs oral sex on you but takes pulls your cock out at the last second, takes the load up her nose, and tilts her head back as far as she can before coughing and blowing the shame juice out of her neck hole.

I met this grandma last night at the bar that offered to let me Moby Dick her if I bought her another Pabst.

by Puffy McScrote December 29, 2014

moby long

That big ass dildo that every girl is dreaming of.

"Babe I wish my dick was as big as your mom's Moby Long, but I still love you."

by Quinton S March 19, 2018

Moby-out

To space out, become aloof, not pay attention to anything going on in around you.

I tried to get my dog to pay attention, but he totally wanted to Moby-out

by Jx84 May 8, 2018