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Meteorologist

(n.) a sensationalist in scientist's clothing with a propensity for being incorrect while looking good on camera.

See also: snake oil salesman.
The meteorologist on television told me to prepare for the storm of the century, so like a dutiful follower I stocked up on foodstuffs and necessities. Alas, it was just a thunderstorm.

Damn, meteorologists seem to have less scientific backing than fortune tellers! I cannot believe I cancelled my weekend plans because of their forecast!
by Descartes B. Forthehorse August 30, 2011
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meteora

sumwhere in greece
a kiss ass album by linkin park
meteora rocks
by k April 3, 2003
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Mateo

Mateo is a good and nice friend.he tends to be annoying but is hilarious 🤣.he is caring and diligent.he is intelligent as much as he is stupid.He is bold and daring,and up for any challenge.He has the most amazing experiences with his friends.
Mateo is the life of the party.
by OoOoOoOFfF 😂😂😂 November 12, 2019
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san mateo

the best place in the bayy.california 650, includes coyote point which has the best sunsets and beaches.home to the borel bobcats and the aragon dons.has too many ghetto people but is a great place to live.nicknamed madeo.
we helluhsickk people live in san mateo!
by borelmiddleskewl December 15, 2007
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meteora

Meteora is a cd by the band Linkin Park. It has a different sound from Hybrid Theory, but the lyrics are more bland. They experimented with different styles of music on the album.

Linkin Park got their album name from amazing rock formations in Greece, on top of which are the most important monastaries in Greece.
Meteora is a great album by Linkin Park.
by Anonymous August 25, 2004
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Mateo

Hi Mateo
by Pokémon boi October 27, 2019
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release the meteor

1. to strike an individual in the genital region.

2. to lay a good blow to one's mommy/daddy button.

3. to drop the hammer on one's meat and two veg.

4. to pitch a baseball square in one's junk.
1. (To be said in agony) AAAGGGHHHOWWW! NO WAY! Your two year old son just released the meteor!

2. I was swinging the hammer, missed the nail and I released the meteor!

3. Honey, if a man is ever being inappropriate with you, just release the meteor then run!

As derived from the phrase "RELEASE THE METEOR!" said, rather screamed, by Frau in the movie Austin Powers: Goldmember, after which point, Mini Me releases the heavy hunky thick steel meteor tied to a string. The intention is to strike the globe to illustrate what will happen when the real gold meteor strikes Earth but this meteor misses the globe and "accidentally" finds it's way into Dr. Evil's General and two Colonels.
by Mr. Spy January 1, 2009
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