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Milther

Someone who recognises the eliteness and purity of Mathematics and lives their life according to these principles, giving over part of their decision making ability away from rational thinking and towards probability.
80% of my mind wants to go swimming, but 20% wants to go for a run, instead of being rational and choosing 80%, a Milther would put 5 pieces of paper in a hat, 4 that say swimming, 1 that says running, and then would select one at random and do whatever that said.
by David Bellingham June 12, 2008
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Mirph

Mirph - Adjective: to creep or lurk, listen in on a conversation without adding anything valuable.
He was just being a big mirph all day.

Quit mirphing around.
by c dog 222 February 13, 2009
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MILP

Unlike the widely know MILF, Mother I'd Like to Punch indicates a mom, especially at sporting events, that either won't shut up or cheers too loud, typically a hockey or soccer mom.
(Shrill screams in background)
"Dude, she really needs to shut up! She's ruining the game."
"Ya, her son isn't even good!"
"Damn MILPs!"
by tommyp15 February 23, 2010
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MilHouse

A Character off the popular TV Show the simpsons rumoured to be based on Paul Pfeiffer from the Wonder Years Bart Simpsons best friend and is a target by neslon, jimbo and kearney
milhouse van houten
by Brother Number One December 5, 2003
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Malphemism

The act or an example of substituting a derogatory, offensive, or blunt term for one considered mild, indirect, or vague. Opposite of the word euphemism.
"I don't feel well. I am going to visit the rest room and poomit some brown bubbles."

"When I reached climax I ejaculated into the woman's mouth and she commented on how she enjoyed garggling my man chowder."
by dWP August 24, 2004
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milth

Mother i'd like to hit/have/hold/hump/hug

c.f. milf
Dude, your old dear is milth. How much for a ride?
by Hampshire warrior December 13, 2004
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milching

the process of adding copius amounts of jizz into cups of
orange juice
that fucking waitress milched in my drink....better go and eat her beef.
by Anonymous May 25, 2003
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