Microwave Sting

1. When you take the food out of the microwave and it doesn't feel hot. Then shortly after your hands start to burn, causing you to drop your food.

2. When you put a piece of silverware in the microwave for 34 seconds exactly and then proceed touch it as soon as it's done.

Person 1: " Why is the food all over the floor? "

Person 2: " I dropped it after I got Microwave Sting "

Alt: " A man died shortly after getting Microwave Sting while microwaving a knife "

by An-Asshole-;) December 5, 2022

microwave popcorn

The greatest and most tasty invention of all time. Tastes great, is easy to make and makes people happy. In short, totally awesome.

Microwave popcorn is the greatest invention in human history. Thank you, Dr. Percy Spencer! (Invented microwave popcorn in 1946.)

Tracey: Want some microwave popcorn?

Bill: Hell yes!

by thebestshityouwilleversee August 27, 2012

microwaved shit

Used to describe something unpleasant, or a negative state of being.

Man, I feel like microwaved shit after that party last night.

This beer tastes like microwaved shit.

by Brian Ball May 5, 2006

Banana in a microwave

When a guy puts his dick into a extremely hot and wet pussy

Samuel put his banana in a microwave and busted with thirty seconds

by Bucky from Springfield December 4, 2016

Microwave Society

A group of three YouTubers known for their wacky and unpredictable jokes and humor. Members include, Jude, Josiah, and Bren/Brenden.

Microwave Society is one of the funniest channels that deserves way more attention!

by MWS fan May 11, 2022

microwave fresh

The bringing back to life of food preiviusly thought to have no longer been edieble. Happining thru magic the microwave usees its powers to bring food back to a point where one feel foods can be eaten usually working on things such as breads and pizza.

"We had bread in the house?"

"yeah found it under the couch"

"gross!"

"naww its microwave fresh"

by J.A.S.O.N. January 18, 2009

microwave love

a significant other in which you have previously been in a relationship with, hence, the microwave portion of the term signifying a redo, or "re-heat" the romance if you will

"did you hear that jack is taking on the microwave love path with his ex?!"

by pierceishere May 25, 2019