mask mania

An affliction causing the sufferer to worship face masks. The afflicted live in constant fear of illnesses, and of those not wearing masks.

"Hey man, did you talk to Steve this weekend?"
"No, im avoiding him. His wife suffers from mask mania, and will go absolutely nuts if you dont wear one."

by Hamburger Help me July 14, 2020

shiesty mask

More commonly known as a balaclava, it is a type of ski mask that only exposes the eyes. They have become popularized by the rap artist Pooh Shiesty who frequently wore them in public and at shows.

The bank security told me I couldn't wear a Shiesty mask inside and I had to put on a regular mask.

by TyNYC December 7, 2022

Saban's Masked Rider

The horrifying off-spring of Kamen Rider Black and Saban that should have never been made.

"You want me to watch Saban's Masked Rider with you? Ooh sorry but I have to go rinse my eyes out with bleach right now."

by Kamen Rider Equine July 8, 2012

ski mask

When you fuck a bitch with a fat ass but she ugly so u put a ski mask on her face

Aye bruh she kinda thick but I’m finna ski mask it on god

by BBQJuice March 29, 2019

zombie mask

Ejaculating on a woman's face, to cause her to groan, raise her arms and stumble about in search of a towel.

Jimmy gave Jane a hideous zombie mask.

by Mattricio January 3, 2003

maskerbater

A mask wearer who derives pleasure from...
1. Wearing masks in stupid places (ie: their car, shower, or bed.
2. "Enforcing" mask wearing by yelling at others to put their masks on.

Karen is such a maskerbater. She just peered over and yelled, "Hey! Stop being a murderer. Put your mask on!" - I was pooping in a stall.

by MBWDT July 25, 2020

Masketball

The traditional game of basketball, except the players are all wearing Halloween masks that significantly impair their vision and awareness.

"We were playing Masketball on Halloween night and needless to say it was a low scoring game."

by mesvegas October 3, 2009