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mattress flipper

a bi-sexual biatch. Loves a stiff cock, but occasionally enjoys dining on the odd bearded clam.
"don't hook up with that toothless cock gobbler, I heard she's a mattress flipper"
by Jeff Russon January 8, 2005
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Mattress Move

A move which a distressed man will perform while trying to fall asleep with a snoring partner. Generally persists of a firm but gentle shoving from the edge of the mattress to the floor by way of the legs. Usually results in heated argument.
MAN 1: "My wife was snoring like crazy last night. I had to pull a mattress move on her just to get some sleep. She ended up falling right off the bed."
MAN 2: "I bet the fight after was nasty....."
by laxislife19 December 18, 2008
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mattress dominoes

a prank performed with mattresses and human beings lined up in a row and tipped over, causing an awesome chain reaction of falling mattresses
Our spring-break challenge is to do mattress dominoes all the way across Golden Gate Bridge.

dude we did mattress dominos in the dorm last night so awsome chek it on youtube
by kiph55 June 20, 2009
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mattress encostment

Something you put on a mattress to encase it which is more expensive that it needs to be, often sold under false pretense as a prevention of a problem when a simpler more cost effective solution would have the same benefits.
Sorry I can't party in Vegas I got bitten on the mattress encostments and my card is maxed out
by BedBugBeware April 2, 2011
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mattress smacker

Either anal or straight sex, while the bottom party is really enjoying it.
Last night, I boned my girlfriend really hard for the very first time and she’s such a mattress smacker!
by bbwologist April 26, 2006
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Mattress Queen

Term used to describe an individual that receives money or other tangible assets in exchange for sexual favors.
Occupation: Domestic Goddess, Secretary, Assistant,Mattress Queen
by tomsw December 28, 2007
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mattress toter

A skank,slut or whore that carries a mattress on her back hoping to fuck everyone in town on it.
That Karleigh is such a fucking mattress toter. She better take that fucking ass some where else before i kick it for her.
by Rhonda Rumschik January 14, 2009
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