When you're looking for a new mattress for you're bed you can call all the workers "mattress Mick" Or "MM" It's a cool popular name around Dublin Ireland.
by ShAwN iLy August 22, 2018
by Heavyhauler March 29, 2017
Masturbation. Basically, if no one else is around, who are you going to beat it to but the mattress?
"John was beating the mattress so hard last night that I heard it through the wall."
"Jessica's out tonight. Guess it's me and the mattress."
"Jessica's out tonight. Guess it's me and the mattress."
by Apple-sucker July 27, 2012
A holiday on which most workers won't get a day off, but you'll probably be able to buy a mattress on the cheap.
Person 1: What even is the point of Flag Day, I still have to come into work.
Person 2: It's a mattress holiday.
Person 1: (checks newspaper) Huh, I guess these are some pretty good deals on memory foam.
Person 2: It's a mattress holiday.
Person 1: (checks newspaper) Huh, I guess these are some pretty good deals on memory foam.
by DryCleaningBuffalo December 28, 2018
by Wafflehoff January 28, 2016
by Glenn Griffiths August 30, 2006
"Did you hear? That chick got promoted again for sleeping with a Staff NCO."
"That girl is such a walking mattress."
"That girl is such a walking mattress."
by marineseverywhere February 01, 2012