Person from Baltimore: I’m from Baltimore, we don’t claim Maryland.
People from Columbia, Glen Burnie, Towson: We’re not from Maryland either, we from Baltimore, you got to believe us. Please, I beg you.
People from Montgomery County: I’m from DC. Y’know, Downtown SIlver Spring.
Person from PG County: I’m from Simple City, Southeast DC. I moved out when I was 38 days old.
People from rural Eastern Shore, Southern Maryland and Western Maryland: Southern Dixie Pride. Proud Confederate, the South shall rise again.
People from Annapolis: I’m from the Chesapeake Bay Area.
People from Columbia, Glen Burnie, Towson: We’re not from Maryland either, we from Baltimore, you got to believe us. Please, I beg you.
People from Montgomery County: I’m from DC. Y’know, Downtown SIlver Spring.
Person from PG County: I’m from Simple City, Southeast DC. I moved out when I was 38 days old.
People from rural Eastern Shore, Southern Maryland and Western Maryland: Southern Dixie Pride. Proud Confederate, the South shall rise again.
People from Annapolis: I’m from the Chesapeake Bay Area.
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Get the Maryland mug.the worst fucking shithole in the planet. its no wonder 10% of suicides in america are people from maryland
Bill: im thinking of killing myself
Joe: awe why?
Bill: I live in maryland
Joe: oh nevermind go ahead
Joe: awe why?
Bill: I live in maryland
Joe: oh nevermind go ahead
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"Dude look at that broad over there"
"The blonde? Shit she'a a piece."
"Nah, the one next to her."
"Damn she's ugly. But something about her makes me want to get dirty with her."
"Thats the Maryland Effect for you"
"I wouldn't take cocaine since it would fuck my life up bro"
"It's already fucked tho"
"Wait If I take enough, and get fucked enough, can I unfuck my life? Like the Maryland effect?"
"Not sure it works that way dude. Try it."
"The blonde? Shit she'a a piece."
"Nah, the one next to her."
"Damn she's ugly. But something about her makes me want to get dirty with her."
"Thats the Maryland Effect for you"
"I wouldn't take cocaine since it would fuck my life up bro"
"It's already fucked tho"
"Wait If I take enough, and get fucked enough, can I unfuck my life? Like the Maryland effect?"
"Not sure it works that way dude. Try it."
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Get the maryland effect mug.Someone who calls everyone racist, sexist, homophobic bigot and won't listen to what others have to say. They also commonly support killing innocent babies but oppose killing serial killers, murderers, and rapists. Not only are Maryland democrats generous with their money, but they are also generous with other peoples' money.
Democrat: "You voted for Trump? You're so racist and homophobic, and you're against a female being in office so you're a sexist pig!" *Votes for Chris Van Hollen over Kathy Szeliga*
Normal person: "Yep, they sound like a Maryland Democrat."
Normal person: "Yep, they sound like a Maryland Democrat."
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