Marathon Thursday

A all day event from sun rise to sunrise or 6 am to 6 am. all day drinking.if u dont make it to ten pm ur a pussy. you must drink alcohol non stop, all day for college students only twice every year once in november and then july.

hey tmmrw marathon thursday im gonna get shit face

naw man its a marathon not a sprint

pussy

by mister college October 31, 2010

flamingo marathon

Going down on a girl.

I did a total flamingo marathon on that bitch all night long.

by lululululululu December 25, 2013

marathon luck

In speedrunning marathons, the propensity for things to go unusually wrong.

Speed runner: “Okay, this boss has a 1/64 chance to kill me instantly.”

Boss kills them instantly

Speed runner: “Good thing I made that safety save in case of marathon luck!”

by ajcrites July 16, 2018

alabama marathon

When a female plugs her vagina with a large fruit such as a cantelope or watermelon and proceeds to run for 26 miles.

I heard Nala participates in the Alabama marathon every year, i bet fucking her is like throwing a dart down a hallway.

by ElongD69 January 31, 2018

Marathon Week

Marathon Week usually takes place during the last week of May, and during marathon week all liquids must contain alcohol. You start drinking once you wake up on the last Monday of May and you cannot drink anything but liquids containing alcohol until the last day of May (unless you have to due to a medical emergency).

You cannot drink ANYTHING that does not have alcohol in it AT ALL! YOU MUST DRINK ALCOHOL TO BE PART OF MARATHON WEEK!

Be warned Marathon Week is not for the weak of liver.

MARATHON WEEK BABY!! TIME TO GET FUUUUCKED UP!

by Brosama Bin Tarden November 11, 2012

Sloppy Marathon

When ejaculate bursts from a person and lands upon the interior surface of ones athletic shoe or sneaker.

Ryan went to put on his shoes and realized he had been a victim of a Sloppy Marathon.

by jack the ripper April 11, 2012

ultra marathon

1. More than a marathon usually on trails.
2. Running longer than everyone else in the world thinks possible.

Hey want to go get some breakfast?

No im going for a 10 hour ultra marathon... dinner?

screw you

by jaketherunner January 6, 2012