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Lingering Hug

A lingering hug is when the hug initiator exceeds the hug time appropriate for their attractiveness. It is often associated with politicians that have aged out of their attractive years initiating hugs with interns. This problem grew in viability during the #MeToo movement. The maximum time for a normal hug is determined by taking the hug initiator's attractiveness and dividing by two. For example, if the hug initiator is a six attractiveness, they can give a three second hug and still be socially acceptable, but a four second hug lingers. On the other hand, if the initiator is a nine attractiveness, a four second hug has time to spare.
The Senator was so exited about the bill getting passed, she gave me a lingering hug.
by TheBear89451 May 1, 2018
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luedering

-to finish a task long before it is due
-to share solutions to problems
Good old Timmy is luedering Theo in the Ass.
by Boahr December 8, 2020
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compliment laundering

telling someone a third party has said something nice about them, rather than owning the compliment directly.
Alice told Bob that Carol thinks he's handsome, but Alice was actually compliment laundering.
by complimentlaundry August 10, 2019
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misinformation laundering

The legitimization of false or inaccurate information, especially that which is deliberately intended to deceive, by means of citing other sources complicit in the propagation of misinformation.
Man, Facebook blames everything bad on one color of people, citing articles from Google, a book about that color of people being ‘fragile’, and excerpts from a “theory” from a professor who says that color
of people have been like that since 1619… I smell misinformation laundering.
by VicSage July 5, 2021
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LUNDERERING

THIS IS THE TERM USED WHEN LIGHTENING AND THUNDER OCCURS AT THE SAME TIME.
MOST COMMONLY USE IN RURAL GREENE COUNTY, MS.
by ELAINE GRAHAM August 16, 2005
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plundering chunks

puking, uuurrggh!
Oh man I had some bad shit last night & was plundering chunks!
by knerstie fnerstie June 25, 2004
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glundering babblesnag

a trap like you would see in the war. exept theres something different. instead of cuttin into your leg so you cant move it clutches your balls. if you pull then all your hopes of being a father are ruined so you pretty much have a decision. have a fatherless life or have no life.
if your lucky and have a strong sack you can lift the glundering babblesnag and walk around with it.
dude i thought it was all for fun then i tried putting my pants back on and she caught me in a glundering babblesnag. she wouldnt let go. it hurt so badly. like seriously it was like cutting out the sirculation and i felt like i could cry blood. or seman i dont really know what would happen there.

You know what sucks? glundering babblesnags.

Dude, what happened to you?!
dude i thought it was all for fun then i tried putting my pants back on and she caught me in a glundering babblesnag. she wouldnt let go. it hurt so badly. like seriously it was like cutting out the sirculation and i felt like i could cry blood. or seman i dont really know what would happen there.
oh damn. im in one right now!
omg no way!
by Bic mac or Mac Attack June 29, 2008
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