Family Lumber

N. Slang for the shaft of a man's penis.

"Yo she hit me so it's like she cut down my family lumber!"

by MrDrapeular September 27, 2013

Lumber loon

Slang for a gay couple

Did you hear that Alex and John are a lumber loon now

by Clickclacker13944 December 10, 2021

Lumber jack

To jack off in the middle of a forest or lumber yard.

Person 1: I'm going to Home Depot to lumber jack
Person 2: I enjoy the forest

by Shish Kabober February 8, 2022

Lumber Nuts

The act of using your own boner to bag tag someone else.

Bro, Tito has been acting like a clown all day, I want to get him to shut the fuck up.

I'll tell ya what you should do fella, you gotta Lumber Nuts that fool.

Shit, that's kinda gay, but it's a great idea.

by sanfred November 2, 2011

Chink Lumber

The cheapest piece of wood board you've ever seen. (cheaper than chopped dog meat in China Town). This wood is cheaper than plywood or a box of white rice. The wood is moldy and has particles of rice sticking to it.

also see Chink by Fours

That cheap ass Chink Lumber is perfect for that China Cabinet...stupid American will pay top dollar for that shit.

by C Bass July 10, 2005

lumber jack

simultaneously puking and deficating.

I feel like I'm going to lumber jack.

I don't think I should have taken that last shot. I spent the whole night lumberjackin'.

by Jason Andrew September 9, 2008

Urban Lumbering

Urban lumbering is a concept developed by those who live in urban areas and own some form of wood burning aparatus in the home. My commonly a fireplace or wood stove. These inviduals would travel throughout the streets surrounding their homes collecting wood and other burnable items for their home heating needs. These individuals scoure the city looking for items in peoples trash that are burnable. These items are then used for heating the homes.

The mascot for the urban lumbering concept would be a guy with a pencil thin beard and wearing a flannel shirt.

Winter is coming, we are going urban lumbering to gather burnables for the winter months.

by johnnydaq January 1, 2012