Roofie Lottery

The act of consuming drinks found lying around a party and/or bar in hopes of finding on that has been drugged.

We thought she was just wasted but it turns out she was playing the roofie lottery...and she was wasted.

by PrincessofPuke November 1, 2011

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Low Lottery

When a person of little means, manages to create a situation where they are injured and in turn sues for large amounts of money.

A boy who was stealing copper wire from a building was electrocuted. The family sued the building owners and won. Lucky for them they didn't spend much on his education or upbringing, I guess they always knew he'd win the low lottery for them.

by doofus2 September 16, 2013

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looks lottery

Any male or female that was lucky enough to grow up good looking.

Shiela can get any man she wants, she hit the looks lottery.

by MKUFAMS1099 February 9, 2018

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Word Lottery

When a person (usually a woman and common with receptionists) won't shut the fuck up and have to speak just for the sake of speaking. The fact that they have nothing productive to say will not stop them. They have to talk like they just won the lottery - the word lottery that is. They will babble to themselves, make inaudible sounds, start stupid conversations that make no sense, ask questions that have no answers, use fake English accents etc... They spend words like they won't be on the planet tomorrow. You fantasize of killing yourself (or them) just to get some peace.

She just keeps on babbling like a complete moron. Did she just win the word lottery? Does she have to spend every fucking word she owns today? Will she just shut up and save something for another day?

by S. S. D. June 9, 2009

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