sperm lottery

a person who inherits from wealthy parents, especially when the child is underserving is said to be the winner of this lottery.

The Cooker: "damn, there is those ass holes I hate."
Pete Dick: "which ones?"
The Cooker: "the fucks with the popped collars, you know, those dicks drinking wine at a sports bar."
Pete Dick: "oh yes, the winners of the sperm lottery, don't worry, I have Oak making repairs to their cars right now."
The Cooker: "I guess I should just focus on jacking for beats."
Pete Dick: "and Irish yourself."
TP (returning from playing gay games): "What are you guys talking about?"
The Cooker: "Shut up and Irish yourself"

by Pete Dick March 21, 2008

Won the lottery

1. Brilliant excuse for leaving school/work for an extended period of time after:
a) getting knocked up
b) being incarcerated
c) catching an STD

2. To have the offspring of a celebrity or be adopted by one

1. We discovered Heather lied to us about winning the lottery in college when we saw her 7-year-old child at our 5-year reunion.

2. Guy 1: Did you hear Dave Chappelle won the lottery?
Girl 2: He did?!?
Girl 1: Yeah, he fathered Oprah's baby!

by greymouse258 July 11, 2011

Nigga Lottery

The NBA or NFL draft, since so many black players become millionaires as a result.

"Derrick Rose was the #1 pick for the Bulls in the Nigga Lottery."

by Roguespeak May 10, 2009

tri-state lottery

The Tri-States include Connecticut, New York, and everybody's favorite New Jersey. Relating the above states to the female anatomy: Connecticut being the mouth, New York the vagina, and the swampland(s) of New Jersey of course referring to the Anus.

You have converted the tri-state lottery when you receive a blow job, fuck the vagina and ass all in one session of "love making".

Also very useful when chatting over work email, as you do not have to reveal your nightly endeavors to that bastard monitoring your daily emails. That little fuck deserves a trip to Connecticut, I hear it's lovely this time of year!

Our friend's roommate (affectionally nicknamed "The human cum bucket") must be one lucky bitch, she's always winning the tri-state lottery! She must be rich! With STD's!!!!!

Damn. I missed the tri-state lottery again! That hoe wouldn't blow me after I stuck it in her ass!

by Bo Kimy. February 24, 2006

Baltimore Lottery

When someone abuses the pedestrian right-of-way law by walking out into oncoming traffic. You win the lottery by surviving and collecting the settlement money.

Bob: Jesus! I almost hit that lady! What was she thinking walking out in front of my car like that?

Joe: She almost won the Baltimore Lottery!

by HyenaButt November 14, 2011

I won 54 dollars playing the lottery

Offering man-on-man felatio for a standard price of $50; the additional $4 dollars refering to the price of beer and cigarettes to remove the taste of semen from one's mouth.

I was hanging out on the corner of 6th and Montana when a guy in a BMW pulled up and all of a sudden I won 54 dollars playing the lottery.

by 10010100011 January 10, 2011

Pocket Lottery

Finding unexpected cash in your pockets.

Sweet, a $20! Pocket lottery.

by Laxonyou911 January 17, 2010