el poona loones

you dumb ass retard motherfucker

oh my god let me have sex with her you el poona loones

by james hatch April 28, 2007

Loon love

1. When you love a crazy person even though it may be dangerous at times.

2. To be overly obsessed with loons (the birds) to the point of wearing loon sweaters and neck ties.

Example 1

Person 1
"I know he's crazy but I love him anyways!"
Person 2
"But he might kill you!"
Person 1

"YOU DON'T KNOW HIM LIKE I DO!!"

Example 2
Person 1
"OH HEY! Did you see her awesome loon sweater?"
Person 2
"oh yeah! I love how it matches his tie!"
Both together

"That's true Loon love! "

by B14zin0421 April 02, 2021

Looning

Sticking your fingers in a girl’s mouth while you have sex her. Similar to gooning

I’m gonna loon that girl tonight she’s so hot

What’s looning bro!

I’m gonna slip my fingers in her mouth while I’m hitting!!

by Big maloo February 14, 2024

Looning

taking a mans foreskin and stretching it over the tip of your own penis. you can choose to piss in it, stretching it out like a balloon.

my and my nigga loquacious were looning in the bathroom

by stinkybean May 08, 2025

Looning

Making “fuck it” life choices

This senior year I’m looning and do whatever I want.

by a&slifestories January 09, 2019

Unhand me you greybeard loon!

Unhand me you greybeard loon!

"Unhand me you greybeard loon!"you said after an old crazy person grabbed you.bA very kind way to tell an old crazy person to let go of you.

by Greybeard Loon August 05, 2022

Loon-bathing

The act of planking over a full bathtub and repeated plunging your erect penis into the water until you cum.

Noah Stone likes loon-bathing every night because he gets no pussy.

by D_2E March 06, 2018