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Lonely Sailor

When one sits on HIS hand until it has fallen asleep and masturbate and feels like someone else is doing it.
I've got no plans, I think I'm just going to be a Lonely Sailor tonight.
by patrick and ryan January 22, 2008
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lonely salad

When a person of either sex penatrates one or more bodily orifices with penis shaped fruits and/or vegetables. Initiated due to overwhelming loneliness.
Hey bro, I'm almost positive Paige made a lonely salad today, or she just has a really good vibrator.
(or)
Clay: Maegan what do you do when your boyfriends not around?
Maegan: I just make lonely salad.
by cpatrickc August 24, 2009
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Loélia

Some weird french name, inspired from latin, that no one knows how to pronounce or spell. This girl name is a derivative of "Clélia" which comes from the latin "clavis" and means "key, closure".

Loélia is a very rare name (which probably explain why nobody can spell it using the good accent on the "e" or why it's so hard to say "Loélia" when you can say "Léolia", "Léia" or "Loia").

To avoid mistakes, you can ask people to call you "Lo" instead of "Loélia". It's a shorten version of the name that everyone is able to pronounce and spell well! (normaly)
"- What is your name?
- Loélia.
- Oh, Léolia, nice name! I didn't know it but it sounds great.
- ..."
by _fallengod_ June 5, 2017
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i am lonely

i am lonely

no one loves me

help
by dinosaur shit UwU March 15, 2020
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the lonely island

The Lonely Island is a group of film makers with a large internet following. It is composed of Akiva Schaffer, Andy Samberg, and Jorma Taccone. All of which now write for SNL, and are in charge of the Digital Shorts.
by kelsey kablam-o March 28, 2008
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lonely

someone who is so lonely that they look up lonely on urban dictionary.
by milkthemcows April 6, 2009
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loneliopathic

used to describe a person who blames their loneliness on the imagined flaws of others when in fact its really due to their own misanthropy and self-hatred.
that queen hates on everyone.. u kno she hates on u too when u not around. rise up! trust! she a loneliopathic whore!
by tensacross January 24, 2011
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