by H xhdbbfuchdbducuvd September 24, 2020
Get the loïck mug.A man picks up two bananas and sticks one in each ear. He looks around and notices that he doesn't see any alligators. Using banana logic, he would conclude that alligators must be afraid of bananas and, therefore, the bananas are the reason he doesn't see any aligators.
by CaptAmerica October 9, 2008
Get the banana logic mug.Noun - the process whereby a female will find meaning in something that does not exist. Usually used to either instigate an argument or when points based in reality have ran out.
Guy: I like those jeans, they make you're ass look nice.
Girl: ARE YOU SAYING MY ASS DOESN'T LOOK NICE NORMALLY?! ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT??
Guy: ...No. Don't use Girl-logic on me
Girl: ARE YOU SAYING MY ASS DOESN'T LOOK NICE NORMALLY?! ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT??
Guy: ...No. Don't use Girl-logic on me
by LawlessB June 9, 2011
Get the Girl-logic mug.A musical genre associate with speedcore, noise and hardcore techno in general. Almost always associate with disturbing humor and provocative lyrics.
- Dude, is something wrong with your speakers ? What's that noise ?
- Nothing, I'm just listening to some Lolicore
- Nothing, I'm just listening to some Lolicore
by Padpork December 10, 2011
Get the Lolicore mug.When one takes a complex issue/idea and oversimplifies it to a point where they think they have a grasp of it. This oversimplified version is then used to make arguments to justify ones impressive knowledge to others about the subject usually leaving gaping holes that are obvious to anyone knowledgeable of the original complex issue/idea while occasionally "Wow"ing similarly logically challenged individuals.
These people are generally not complete idiots and can even have higher level degrees that they will use to back their arguments whenever possible. While some people have a natural inclination towards using troll logic, it can be learned by others who see those using it move ahead or have them as a mentor on the subject.
The name comes from the persons retarded ability to comprehend even the simplest logic, especially if it proves them wrong. They will go to great strides to come up with any work out to make their original statement right, no matter how many logical fallacies they create in the process.
Similar to Elementary School Logic and usually employed in cases like that. And on some occasions it can degrade to full blown Insane troll logic
Does not apply to people who have physical or mental handicaps.
These people are generally not complete idiots and can even have higher level degrees that they will use to back their arguments whenever possible. While some people have a natural inclination towards using troll logic, it can be learned by others who see those using it move ahead or have them as a mentor on the subject.
The name comes from the persons retarded ability to comprehend even the simplest logic, especially if it proves them wrong. They will go to great strides to come up with any work out to make their original statement right, no matter how many logical fallacies they create in the process.
Similar to Elementary School Logic and usually employed in cases like that. And on some occasions it can degrade to full blown Insane troll logic
Does not apply to people who have physical or mental handicaps.
Dude 1: Have you seen Twitter, isn't all this new Social Media stuff really impressive. You should hire me as a consultant to help you capitalize on it.
Dude 2: No thanks, and it's not really. The net has done...
Dude 1: But don't you see how impressive the impact is that it's having. It spreads messages quicker than any medium in history, and it reconnects marketplaces. Admit it, as unoriginal as it is, it's still impressive.
Dude 2: Only if you don't care to understand how...
Dude 1: Don't go telling a business grad that he doesn't care. Alexander Graham Bell is probably happy his idea was so expounded and would be impressed.
Dude 2: Yes, a guy who died 80+ years ago would probably be impressed by it.
Dude 1: Well then we are on the same page and agree that it is impressive.
Dude 2: Wow you really busted out some serious troll logic to get to that conclusion.
Dude 1: Thanks. When would you like me to start?
Dude 2: No thanks, and it's not really. The net has done...
Dude 1: But don't you see how impressive the impact is that it's having. It spreads messages quicker than any medium in history, and it reconnects marketplaces. Admit it, as unoriginal as it is, it's still impressive.
Dude 2: Only if you don't care to understand how...
Dude 1: Don't go telling a business grad that he doesn't care. Alexander Graham Bell is probably happy his idea was so expounded and would be impressed.
Dude 2: Yes, a guy who died 80+ years ago would probably be impressed by it.
Dude 1: Well then we are on the same page and agree that it is impressive.
Dude 2: Wow you really busted out some serious troll logic to get to that conclusion.
Dude 1: Thanks. When would you like me to start?
by The Copy cat. October 26, 2011
Get the troll logic mug.A type of logic that the Republican mind subscribes to. Basically Republican logic tells Republicans that only the rich white male Christian God is the only true God and that everything else is false religion. Republican logic sees no problem with blood soaked oil wars, tax breaks for the rich at the expense of the rest of the country, the gutting of social programs, the destruction of the Bill of Rights, and to make life as miserable as possible for non-Republicans. This sort of logic makes no sense to the rest of the world.
by jesster79 March 14, 2005
Get the Republican Logic mug.Technically known as the LOLcat Bible Translation Project, it began in July of 2007. It is an online project dedicated to translating the entire Bible into lolspeak.
God is referred to as Ceiling Cat and Satan as Basement Cat. All characters, including God, converse in lolspeak. Common lolwords are used to express Christian ideas, such as blessings (cheezburger) and disciples (homiez).
The actual names of biblical characters and locations are grammatically accurate, and the LOLbible itself is an accurate representation of the bible. It is available for purchase on Amazon and Barnes & Noble.
God is referred to as Ceiling Cat and Satan as Basement Cat. All characters, including God, converse in lolspeak. Common lolwords are used to express Christian ideas, such as blessings (cheezburger) and disciples (homiez).
The actual names of biblical characters and locations are grammatically accurate, and the LOLbible itself is an accurate representation of the bible. It is available for purchase on Amazon and Barnes & Noble.
So liek teh Ceiling Kitteh lieks teh ppl lots and he sez 'Oh hai I givez u me only kitteh and ifs u beleeves him u wont evr diez no moar, kthxbai!' - John 3:16 from the LOLcat Bible
by fettfan91 March 15, 2010
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