laundry looting

When you look through a laundry basket of clean clothes for a specific article, like boxers. Instead of just folding the clothes and putting them away, you loot the basket daily until there are none left, leaving to you to freeball it at work.

This morning's laundry looting attempt yielded no briefs.

by SLeepdepD October 1, 2010

Couch Looting

(v) The act of searching underneath the cushions of one's couch to find spare change.

Dave was low on cash, so he decided to go couch looting.

by spencetopia June 22, 2011

cheek lifting

The act of lifting your butt cheeks up to relieve flatulence.

Cheek lifting is so very in vogue.

by lifter on November 12, 2015

Shop liftin putty

Basically it means finessin that pussy but its hood asf💀

Shop liftin putty means finessin the pussy
Bruh u cant shop lift putty from her shes drunk

by Daaaaquannnn January 8, 2020

Heavy Loafting

Loaft:Loafting: to really maximize and embellish the current loaft. Example: man on couch- (heavily stoned on 44% heavy Gas indica whilst puffing copious dabs off the rig) has opportunity to get off couch for 1 hour to make a quick G-note. Says “I’m loafting”. Or could have got cack suck but was “too loafting”

I’m so stoned and burnt that I may or may not perma-rot as in… I’m heavy loafting

by Sirloaftalot February 25, 2023

LOOTIN'IT

Lootin'it\ˈlüt enit\ (noun)

Street lingo/jargon originating in Eleanor Roosevelt Houses in The Bedford-Stuyvesant section of Brooklyn New York in the early 90's

1-when you know in your heart someone is fabricating their dealing in past, or present situations.

2-Lying your motherfucking ass off...
lying for no reason
3- An exaggerated or preposterous spin on a story or tale...

"Yo son is lootin'it mad retardedly. You know he didn't do any of the shit he claimed he did... He's lootin'it wickedly.

You know how much of a liar she is. She's always lootin'it.

by T'sedeqie October 24, 2010

loftiestbow221

A guy who is extremely honey for woman but can only get friend zoned he also never hops of Xbox

Hey see loftiestbow221

Yeah why?

I heard he got rejected by Mia khalfia

by SoTheOneisOnebutOns December 11, 2019