Michigan Muzzle Loader

When your giving it good to the ol' lady and throw in a big pinch of Grizzly wintergreen long cut for a few minutes, then you take it out and put it on her backdoor and shove it in with your penis.

My man gave me a Michigan muzzle loader last night and my butt is still a burning.

by Gnar Pete October 5, 2020

Legs of Leadership

Possessing adequate sized legs to motivate subordinates and drive success in the workplace.

We noticed at Friday’s standup meeting that Dylan did not have Legs of Leadership, and could never be a true leader of men.

by Blue Collar Father February 18, 2023

Columbian Musket Loader

The act of packing cocaine into an erect penis.

Sam - "Brittney packed a gram of the finest nuggets right into my dick. Shit hurt but I was drunk as fuck and told her to snort it, too."

Ray - "She pulled the ol' Columbian Musket Loader on ya. Brutal."

by Nesquik Guy February 25, 2023

Pueblo Musket Loader

The action of pounding sand into the eye of your cock with a toothpick, then blasting at mach Jesus.

My homie and I were having a threesome last night, then he pulled out a bigger dick than mine, so I pulled out that Pueblo Musket loader and sandblast that nigga.

by PussyMasterJihadBomberNazi March 14, 2023

Glass loader

A colloquialism used primarily in industry to describe a fellow worker of such astonishingly low intelligence, competence and ability, whom despite being given every opportunity to progress, always manage to fuck it up and default back to their servile disposition of loading crap on to a machine. In this case glass. A complete and utter halfwit.

Has that Glass Loader from the other shift fucked the numbers up AGAIN! That's the third time this week!

by DAZ95 June 29, 2017

Bud Light in the Loafers

A person who acts or looks LGBTQ+

He must be Bud Light in the Loafers carrying that purse around.

by jondich May 28, 2023

front loader

A woman who is built in such a way that you can have mutually satisfying sex while the two of you are standing up and facing each other.

Nancy's flat tummy and the gap between her thighs make her a perfect front loader... we can screw and screw and screw some more standing up until we get off in each other's arms. Then I throw her on the bed and we screw and screw some more.

by Chimpeachment August 14, 2010