Jesus Mother Licker

One who thinks of himself as higher in rank than others. As high as Jesus. A concieted mama's boy.

"Yo, who do ya think ya are?! Just cuz you got millions in da bank don't give you the right to act like a Jesus mother licker."

by sucker CMC and Ray January 13, 2010

Serial Liker

A person who likes/comments every status on your facebook. just to like them. usually a very irritating human being.

"i had like 20 notifications from that serial liker the other day!"

like facebook serial

by facebook nut August 5, 2010

lingerer

A type of fart, usually wet, that tends to have a stronger and longer lasting stink to it than a normal fart, and can even seem to "follow" one around.

Sarah came by my department at work today and almost threw up when she smelled the lingerer I had ripped almost 5 minutes before she arrived.

by pizzatastesgoodinmymouth69 November 25, 2013

Lingerer

Someone who hangs around where they are not wanted

I cant believe she came to the club with us, she is such a lingerer!

by Bubz27 May 29, 2008

Ball licker

a person that likes to lick guys balls.

Shut up and lick my balls

by Ben February 11, 2003

One Liner

A perfectly timed, short, witty remark. Used to put someone in their place, put someone down, make a humorous remark or observation, or to simply show the world how awesome you are.

The best One Liners make use of that wonderous language device the pun as well as sheer wit and good timing.

Commonly used by many great actors in action movies.

1) Arnold Schwarzenegger in Predator after getting someone with a thrown knife which stuck the man to the wall:

"Stick around!"

2) Arnold (again) in Commando after dangling Sully (one of the villians) off of a cliff and then letting him drop:

"What Happened to Sully?"
"I let him go."

3) John Wayne in The War Wagon after he and his partner shoot two bad guys at once:

partner: "Mine hit the ground first!"
John Wayne: "Mine was taller."

by Bythorsbeard January 19, 2005

Linkterest

n. a portmanteau of "link" and "interest" referring to the degree to which a reader is compelled by an online headline to click through to read the entire article

I was going to find out which A-Lister Yahoo! expected to stand out on the Oscars' red carpet, but their headline didn't fill me with enough linkterest.

by Gustave Meissenschein March 10, 2011