The really geeky, nerdy, dweeby, and vomit-inducing phrases that nerds try to use to pick up sexy ladies.
Astronomical one-liners
"Hey sexy lady? Are you interested in astronomy? How about tonight you let me look at Uranus? I heard it's hard to find, but well worth the effort!"
"Excuse me lovely lady? Are you from Venus? Because you are so HOT! Did you know Venus has the hottest surface temperature? Just like you baby!"
"Hello sweet lady - there's no star-gazing like seeing you!"
"Hey baby - how about we go outside tonight? I heard that there's a full moon out."
"Hey lovely lady, you see that star up there in the sky? It's called Aldebaran, and it means lovely lady. Just like you."
"Hello sexy lady! How about tonight I teach you about the Big Bang theory? I can show you how those explosions made the whole universe!"
"Hello, sweet honey cupcake! Baby, how about tonight we go out and look at all the constellations? Tonight the Big Dipper is up - so what do you say. How about some big spooning honey?"
"Hey sexy lady? Are you interested in astronomy? How about tonight you let me look at Uranus? I heard it's hard to find, but well worth the effort!"
"Excuse me lovely lady? Are you from Venus? Because you are so HOT! Did you know Venus has the hottest surface temperature? Just like you baby!"
"Hello sweet lady - there's no star-gazing like seeing you!"
"Hey baby - how about we go outside tonight? I heard that there's a full moon out."
"Hey lovely lady, you see that star up there in the sky? It's called Aldebaran, and it means lovely lady. Just like you."
"Hello sexy lady! How about tonight I teach you about the Big Bang theory? I can show you how those explosions made the whole universe!"
"Hello, sweet honey cupcake! Baby, how about tonight we go out and look at all the constellations? Tonight the Big Dipper is up - so what do you say. How about some big spooning honey?"
by Adel7 December 28, 2007
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Vince "That cougar looks great but she could probably use a box liner"
Don "Yup stick a ham in her and pop the bone out that aughta tighten things up a bit"
Don "Yup stick a ham in her and pop the bone out that aughta tighten things up a bit"
by richardcheese September 21, 2009
Get the Box Liner mug.What you call the boy (or dick-owner) that you just want to fuck and leave. In other words, a playful term for a one night stand.
That guy last night was just a dic livery.
Ugh, my dic livery wanted to hang out today, I had to unadd him.
Ugh, my dic livery wanted to hang out today, I had to unadd him.
by cavebat June 1, 2021
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"Yo This Nigga Needs To Die, Ima Hit Him With That Flat Liner"
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by HillByNature December 30, 2012
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Your are Lineralisim
by Giloh November 23, 2020
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