lightshade

The term "Lightshade" is used to call someone a fanatic for the 1980s and the retrowave style. Things such as 80s cars, neon lights, and David Hasselhoff easily please any Lightshade deeply. Anything from the 1990s and beyond however is hated by a Lightshade.

I was talking to this dude, he was wearing a Hawaiian shirt, khakis, and he even had a mullet....

Does he like Knight Rider?
Yeah.
He's a Lightshade.

by Not_cybernetic_alex September 3, 2017

Jacob's Lighthouse

When, after a long night a drinking, a guy has intercourse with a girl and she has to stop to run to the bathroom and puke. While bent over the toilet puking the guys comes up from behind, gets on his knees, and starting banging her from behind. The whole time the guy looks around (like a lighthouse) because he knows it is so wrong.

I took that girl home last night and she was so drunk she kept puking in my bathroom. I didn't feel like waiting to finish so I went into the bathroom and gave her a Jacob's Lighthouse.

by Toodles777 December 11, 2012

lighthouse

An implement used to aid a penguin in the act of shaving. It prevents the razor from cutting too deeply and chafing the skin.

Wally decided to attach the lighthouse to the razor in order to keep his penguin soft and supple.

by Penguin June 23, 2004

lighthouse

To insert your head into a womans anal cavity (rectum) and while up there in the abyss you stick your tongue out and slowly start rotating your body just like a lighthouse.

bro # 1: I would lighthouse her for a full minute if you pay me 1,000 dollars for each second.

bro #2: ew dawg that bitch is fat as hell, and you will suffocate up there

bro #1: I cant help it everyday her butt crack shows, shes teasing me dawg

by nigger3000 November 15, 2011

Light show

n. the dazzling display put on by someone wearing a lot of expensive, well-cut, flashy jewelry...fondly known in the hip-hop community asbling.

"As long as the VS bling, look at that light show..."
~ 50 Cent

by BlingMiss March 10, 2005

lighthobuse

to beat up a prostitute a little bit

hey are you a pimp

heck yeah i am a pimp

hey i just saw one of your hoes walking down the street looking sassy but she didnt have on no boots

oh hmmm interesting this does not bode well

yeah i know you always make them wear those boots

yeah i think i am going to have to scold her at least but it might require escalation

what else can you do

well i dont want to hurt her too bad

may i suggest a bit of lighthobuse

good idea i will only smack her around kind of

by weswordsmith November 5, 2010

lighthousing

To insert a flashlight into a body oriface (other than your mouth) so that when you open your mouth, a beacon of light is emitted, possibly from your eyes, too.

I was drawn through the dark by a beam of light, upon closer inspection, it was just my friend lighthousing with a flashlight.

by becca7775 July 20, 2008