Lightbulb Mafia

Large group of ska fans.

*doot doot, toodle too 🎺*
Man 1: What's that noise?
Man 2: Hmm?
*rapid stomping and shuffling*
Man 2: Oh gosh oh frick! It's the Lightbulb Mafia!
Man 1: What?!
*bwaah bwah 🎺 "chickachch chickachch"*
Man 2: Gawddammit! Run!
Man 1: Aaaaaagh!

by NotLiza January 28, 2022

Lightbulb

20-year-to-life jail sentence.

A person could have a reason to complain if they are serving a “lightbulb."

by mybeccca October 01, 2024

Lightbulb

A female character from the show Inanimate Insanity. She has competed in the first and second seasons.

Lightbulb is my favorite character from Inanimate Insanity. She's so silly!

by testbrushsuperfan January 20, 2024

lightbulb 69

When someone is having 69 sex and smashes a lightbulb around their partners body but most likely the head

Did you know Steve was having lightbulb 69 last night

by Cheesey farts 69 May 31, 2021

Lightbulb replacer

A person whose profession is to replace lightbulbs for people who are too lazy to do it themselves. It is also on of the lowest paying jobs.

My cousin never did any of his work in school, and now he is a lightbulb replacer.

by SweatyWalrus July 29, 2023

JFK's Lightbulb

When you get an idea so good it blows your mind.

Mate I experienced JFK's Lightbulb the other day

by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022

Lightbulb Licker

Someone so dumb that a lightbulb looks like an appetizing dish.

"Shut the fuck up, lightbulb licker."

by BmoreCrabby November 17, 2020