lightbulb crackpipe

A utensil purpose made to smoke crystal methamphetamine and/or freebase cocaine. Constructed using a straw cut in half, a plastic lid and a lightbulb with the screw part sawn off. Lightbulb crackpipes give ghetto charm to your smoking experience but most importantly allows you to smoke your sweet, sweet crack cocaine .

"I lost my regular crackpipe so I had to make a lightbulb crackpipe"
"Did it work?"
"I have the increadible urge to smoke more rock don't I?"

by Daver443 October 30, 2006

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How Many South Americans Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

A Brazillion.

"How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazillion. Get it?"

"No."

"Brazil is in South America, and sounds like it could become a number. A Brazillion."

"OH. I'M STUPID."

by Iss Ya Boi Skinny Penis June 14, 2018

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Lightbulbing

The act of doing/buying something nice for your partner in order to make their face light up like a light

Girl 1: Omg my boyfriend has been lightbulbing me lately
girl 2: I wish my Bf would do that.

by gubl March 18, 2019

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the california lightbulb

One person shines light on male or female genitalia while fingering his or hers butthole while stretching there urethra.

Hey baby I need a better sight at your pussy! Let me pull THE California Lightbulb on you!

by Ymetho December 11, 2017

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lightbulb joke

A type of stupid joke which is usually "How many (insert type of person the writer hates) does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer is always something insulting.

Idiot who makes lightbulb jokes: How many Beliebers does it take to change a lightbulb? Three, one to hold it in and two to spin the ladder round! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Gets slapped in the face*

by schoolequalsboredom October 6, 2013

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