Skip to main content

0 and a lifetime

pronouced like the letter "O and a lifetime", this phrase is commonly used while watching baseball games and someone who isn't hitting the ball well is at the plate.
Oriole Fan #1 - There's two outs, bases loaded in the bottom of the 9th, who's on deck?

Oriole Fan #2 - Miguel Tejada

Oriole Fan #1 - Oh great, Tejada is "0 and a lifetime" against this pitcher. It's over.
by Huha93 December 8, 2010
mugGet the 0 and a lifetime mug.

Lifetimey

A show that isn't on lifetime, but still gives off the vibe that it should be on lifetime. A show that is very female oriented.
Stew: What the hell is this?
Jan: It's "Sex and the City"
Stew: This shit is so lifetimey.
by Jackie Crabb June 6, 2013
mugGet the Lifetimey mug.

lifetime lesbian

A lesbian who has never had sex with a male.
Sarah: I wish I'd never slept with a man before I met you.
Jane: ahhh then you'd be a lifetime lesbian...like me.
by Brosiecoolio July 24, 2017
mugGet the lifetime lesbian mug.

Lifetime records

Lifetime records is one of the top records of this generation.

Artists and rappers such as.. killerkam pyrolicious halfkanyehalfbear konu skuxboi tomatomafia wlykash binofan and kid dynamite aka optic doom
Example: hey do you like lifetime records ?

Where artists record produce etc…

Better than capitol records
by Kid dynamite:: November 23, 2021
mugGet the Lifetime records mug.

lifetime existence

this should never happen in someone's lifetime existence
by Kim Ella April 16, 2022
mugGet the lifetime existence mug.

Lifetime Achievement Award

When you are invited to be in the wedding party of a childhood friend that you have not talked to in many years.
Frank: Ugh, I cant go to the game that weekend, I have a wedding in Idaho.

Colin: What? Who lives in Idaho?

Frank: Childhood friend I haven't talked to in 19 years, and I got the Lifetime Achievement Award Invite.

Colin: UGH, that's $3k in flights, hotels, tuxes, and gifts you'll never see back, AND you have to act like you are still friends, like you will be in touch in a week or something.

Frank: Preach. Like, we aren't even on any group texts together.
by Mike109999 May 3, 2022
mugGet the Lifetime Achievement Award mug.

Lifetime sinecure

Pretty self explanatory. What the us house of representatives was never designed to become, but has become anyways.
Drain the swamp. The us house of representatives can no longer continue being a lifetime sinecure for its members.
by Sexydimma June 24, 2023
mugGet the Lifetime sinecure mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email