lifetime ban

When the doorman or owner of a nightclub forces you to leave the premises and bars you from ever returning.

I'm not allowed in that club. They gave me a lifetime ban, after I knocked out the bouncer.

by Robertino October 16, 2005

Lifetime Channel

used to refer to someone having an incurable STD such as herpes, warts or HIV/AIDS.

"Dang shawty so sexy! Too bad I heard she got the Lifetime Channel"

by niKnak74 January 25, 2010

lifetime

lifetime - the lifetime a person has lived

Colonel "Paddy" Blair Mayne (1915-1955) was a legend in his own lifetime

by Criostoir Hulme December 28, 2005

trip of a lifetime

something twats say when coming back from an average holiday

person a: "wow man did you see those pictures on facebook from my french exchange"
person b: "no i did not"
person a: "you should look them up it was the 'trip of a lifetime'"
person b: twat

by v_k2009 October 16, 2010

Lifetime

a tv channel that should be towards pregnant women, fags, sarah singer, and sad people.

sarah singers favorite tv channel

by :) September 6, 2003

Lifetime Partner

Someone who will be your partner for the rest of your life, you will have the same sex and teh same cock forever.

Shannon and Rich are lifetime partners

by DaBomb July 10, 2003

Lifetime Scandinavian Triple

The feat of having sex with a Danish, a Swedish and a Norwegian girl over your life.

More difficult versions of these are the Scandinavian Triple and the Golden Scandinavian triple.

A Scandinavian triple is said to be accomplished if you sleep with the girls from the three nationalities on successive nights.

A Golden Scandinavian Triple is achieved on having a foursome with the girls from the three Scandinavian Countries. A feat not achieved in recorded history so far.

I finally managed to complete my Lifetime Scandinavian Triple.

Well, finally, at least u managed it before Djokovic got his career Grand Slam.

by Atooooool March 30, 2016